There were 30 spoof news snippets published in June 2018. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Mobile Phones to be Banned In School
If we ban mobile phones in school, how are our kids going to say goodbye to us while they are being stalked by a shooter?
written by carina-eta, 20 June 2018
Name Calling Trump
What do you call the daughter holding her cute little boy while her father’s policy is to rip away babies and children from their mothers and fathers? Armpit? Kneecap? No. She’s called Daddy’s Girl.
written by K.C. Bell, 01 June 2018
Trump Deports Melania
Melania's staff, not seeing her for 20 days, finally found out she was taken away by Immigration.
written by Al N., 02 June 2018
United States Tripped Down The Rabbit Hole
Guess what? The United States tripped down the rabbit hole, with Putin's help, and Trump is the new Queen of Hearts! "I can pardon myself by executive order!"
Nah! Tell it to the bone spurs. Sad...
written by K.C. Bell, 04 June 2018
Jared Fogel Asks to Not Be Given Subway Subs While in Prison
"It's cruel and unusual!" said Jared.
written by Al N., 09 June 2018
Trump Pardons Joe McCarthy, Benedict Arnold, and Aaron Burr
"They were all good people who just got bad press, like you-know-who" said Trump.
written by Al N., 09 June 2018
Roseanne Announces New Show With Paula Deen to Run on Fox Network
With support from the Immigration Dept., they will deport a different ethnic group member each week.
written by Al N., 09 June 2018
Trump Thinks He Already Met With Kim from Korea
His staff had to explain that the person he met with was really Kim Kardashian, not Kim Jong Un.
written by Al N., 09 June 2018
Trump Declares War on Canada for Burning White House in War of 1812
"Now that I know about it, I'm not going to let them get away with it ANY LONGER!" shouted Trump.
written by Al N., 09 June 2018
Trump Pardons Himself for All the Pussies He's Grabbed
He also promises all the women who want to sue him that he will take them furniture shopping.
written by Al N., 09 June 2018
Roseanne Claims that Ambien Turned Her Into An Asshole
"Just ask anyone! I was a bitch but that's all! It's the Ambien that made me racist AND an asshole!
written by Al N., 09 June 2018
Trump Gives North Carolina to Kim Jong Un in Return for De-Nuclearization
"And if Lil' Kim stays nuclear-free for ONE YEAR, we will also give Kim North Dakota," said Trump.
written by Al N., 12 June 2018
Secret Plot to Have Trump Declare War on Canada Revealed
Trump must give Canada to Russia or else the Trump Golden Showers tape will hit the airwaves.
written by Al N., 13 June 2018
Trump Takes the U.S. Out of the U.N.
Trump then deports all the non-citizens & orders everyone else out of the U.N. Building in 24 hours.
written by Al N., 13 June 2018
Inspector General’s Report Is Out
Much like a school report card, the Inspector General’s report is out and James Comey received an F for failure. Who’ve guess? Because he gave the world Donald Trump, he should have received a Z.
written by K.C. Bell, 14 June 2018
Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned
Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Paul Manafort, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
written by Al N., 17 June 2018
Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents
That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
written by Al N., 19 June 2018
Kim Jong-Un Will Name Next Nuclear Missile For Trump
The exact name for the missile will be "Orange Clown."
written by Al N., 25 June 2018
Trump Thinks He Met With Kim Jong-Un Twice
He had to be reminded that one of the Kims he met with was Kim Kardashian.
written by Al N., 25 June 2018
Trump Cabinet Doesn't Deny They Have a Secretary of Astrology
Republicans have been required to have daily horoscopes since Mrs. Reagan insisted Ronnie have one.
written by Al N., 26 June 2018
The Three Stooges Estate Sues Trump Family
Because calling Eric, Don, Jr., and Jarrad Kushner the new 3 Stooges is an insult to the 3 Stooges!
written by Al N., 26 June 2018
Shelter Children Imprisoned by Immigration Made to Learn Pledge
The pledge is a promise to obey Trump and never question his actions.
written by Al N., 27 June 2018
Trump Versus Roosevelt
If Trump had been president instead of Franklin Delano Roosevelt, he would have taken Hitler’s side. Now, Trump is taking Putin's side.
written by K.C. Bell, 27 June 2018
Nevada Brothels Offer 50% Discount to "Incels"
"I hope y'all appreciate how much money we're losing on this", sighed one Madam. "I mean, I have to offer the girls one hell of a bonus just to let those twits come anywhere near their twats!"
written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 04 June 2018
Note to owners of large dogs:
When your veterinarian asks for a stool sample from your pet, it is not necessary to supply the entire four pound pile. Thank you.
written by The Ruling Authority, 05 June 2018
Trump Tweets: Squat Toilets Bad Bad Joke!
Donald Trump was placed in a suite with squat toilets. In the process of squatting and tweeting lost his cellphone down the drain! Kim Jung Un reportedly offered use of his western style facilities.
written by JinoLeFeeto, 11 June 2018
An original metaphor:
' Clouds flocked the sky like white lint on a blue dryer screen.'
Good one, eh?
written by The Ruling Authority, 11 June 2018
Roseanne Smokes Ambien, Commits Genocide
That's what can happen when the human brain receives a sudden rush of all those racistogenic molecules all at once.
written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 19 June 2018
National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque
"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
written by Ralph E. Shaffer, 22 June 2018
Lion Kills and Eats a Ruplican
A male lion in the Clawed Safari Habitat, in Zimbabwe killed a Republican riding a unicycle. No word on whether to lion was injured or not.
written by mikewadestr, 26 June 2018
