May kicks out the cat from Nr 10!
UK PM May kicked out the Downing Street cat because it refused to eat a US chemical chicken, its future diet. It preferred a EU, organic version. May is doing her best for UK citizens, not their cats!
Trump adopts Bush's dog!
President Trump has adopted George Bush's dog because it doesn't answer back, is loyal to the bitter end, and wags its tail everytime Trump twitters...
85 year-old Nymphomaniac wants 'Sexit'!
Volga-Olga is fed up with Brexit and is demanding 'Sexit' instead. A UK parliament gang-bang has been arranged for her!