There were 113 spoof news snippets published in June 2015. A selection of the best rated snippets is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Has T Rex more brainpower than the Scriptwriters of Jurassic World?
Scientists are looking at the possibility that a reincarnated T-Rex has more brains than Hollywood scriptwriters, it seems that T Rex has more after they watched Jurassic World, it was brainless!
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Courtney Love flashes pussy at Parisian protestors!
Courtney Love Cobain (who?) escaped the Parisian taxi driver riots by opening her knickerless thighs in a taxi and flashed down a horny motorcyclist, he could not refuse and landed in Nirvana!
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Woman climbs up flagpole, takes down Confederate Flag and hoists own panties
Cheering locals then snap her descent down the flagpole and post pics on their InstaBareFannyGram accounts
written by queen mudder, 27 June 2015
Emperor Announces Latest Strategy for Dealing with ISIS
Palace released Emperor Barack I's plan for handling ISIS terrorists.A video compilation of all the Emperor's speechs will be prepared and hacked into the ISIS Net with a goal of boring them to death.
written by Trinculoman, 08 June 2015
French police in Calais and truckers agree on one thing!
French poice and stuck truckers in Calais have shown solidarity! They agree Cameron is un grand cochon and illegals are tres stupid attempting to get to England to suck the welfare system dry! Oink!
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Pope promises to make world a better place; he's resigning!
Pope Francis, a beaming light in a world full of misery, wars, confilcts, etc, has promised to make the planet a better place and is resigning! Thank the heavens, surely this is God speaking to us!
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Ode to Tony & George, part 2!
Read it, it aint bad!
written by unknown
GOP now freaked out about Confederate flag above South Carolina Capitol
A pity it's taken right wingers 150 years to twig to hex that's blamed for poisoning latest insance shhoter's feeble brain
written by queen mudder, 21 June 2015
Pope's Encyclical Breaks New Ground for Vatican Ventures
CEO Francis of Catholicism Inc,DBA Vatican Ventures hyped VVs latest spinoff: GenuFlectaForecast. His Popeship will be key anchor on the VV Web channel,touting 24/7 the moral hazard of climate change.
written by Trinculoman, 22 June 2015
Man United buy 5000 new players!
It has been confirmed that United are so determined to win the EPL again they have purchased 5000 new players according to the Daily Star, a serious tabloid!
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Twitter goes MAD!
Twitter has been infiltrated by ex-spoofers spreading madness all over the planet. Owners of Twitter tried to stop the plague, but fell victims of spoof insanity before the straight jackets arrived!
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Rory McIlroy's Strategy for The Open Has Leaked
Anonymous source from McIlroy's Golf Team reveals #1's plan for the upcoming Open: Soaking Justin Spieth's haggis with milk of magnesia. So, just after the Juster ties off, he's hellbound for the loo.
written by Trinculoman, 24 June 2015
Sons of Olaf Move to Raise Norwegian Flag Over St. Paul Thwarted
St.Paul,MN:Raising the Norse flag over the capital was thwarted by a band of Somalis who stormed the State House, demanding that their flag be hoisted,but were yet stymied by intrepid Golden Gophers.
written by Trinculoman, 25 June 2015
Supreme Court Will Issue Definitive Decision Next Tuesday
At end of 2015 term US Supreme Court will issue its most definitive decision to date,mandating that all in US must now be GAY.Activists celebrate,while religious adherents prep for guerilla warfare.
written by Trinculoman, 28 June 2015
Pythagoras evicted from his cave!
The ghost of Pythagoras has been evicted from his cave on Samos because he hasn't paid a drachma in tax. Angie Merkel thought it was sad and hopes Greece will also be evicted!
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Trump Announces Post-Presidential Election Mandate
His Donaldship revealed:new Capital will be Atlantic City renamed Trumptopia; guys must wear Trump wigs; gals must wear skimpy handmaiden togs & be his 'Apprentices';and Rosie O'Donnell to be skinned.
written by Trinculoman, 30 June 2015
Imperial Palace Announces New Prestigious Appointment
Barack I has named Justice John Roberts as Lord Chancellor of Obamacare with specific authority to condemn all those AntiO'Carelamic terrorists to be waterboarded in perpetuity at Guantanamo Bay Keep.
written by Trinculoman, 30 June 2015
92-year-old woman sets marathon record
Harriette Thompson, 92, set a marathon record as the oldest crone ever to compete in the race. Next, she hopes to set the same record in Athens, Thessaloniki, and "maybe" Triploi.
written by Gee Pee, 01 June 2015
Beijing enacts smoking ban
Chinese officials announced that, in an effort to enforce a recent ban on smoking, Beijing will behead anyone who smokes in the capital city. Dipping snuff is permitted "for the moment."
written by Gee Pee, 01 June 2015
Plane shuns darkened skies
A solar-powered plane attempting to circle the globe without a drop of fuel made an unscheduled landing when afternoon skies became overcast. Passengers arrived uninjured (this time).
written by Gee Pee, 01 June 2015
Kerry's Leg Break Will Enhance His Utility
Brussel's dudocrats are delighted with the Kerry mishap. With his leg in a cast it will be much easier to wield Monsieur MopHead in swabbing out EU sh#t holes. Felicitations pour Le Balai a Laver!
written by Trinculoman, 01 June 2015
Sanders Makes An Announcement Amending His Candidacy
Congressperson Sanders from Lulumont said today her new name is Bernice and that she's contesting the Democratic Party's nomination for HeadBroad-USA,adding:Hillary's got no sole claim to big panties!
written by Trinculoman, 02 June 2015
Hillary tells fan to "go to the end of the line"
Presidential hopeful Hillary told a fan seeking her autograph "go to the end of the line, unless you're donating millions to the Clinton Foundation." Hillary claims to champion "the little people."
written by Gee Pee, 02 June 2015
No more patriots, U. S. Senate decrees
The U. S. Senate has allowed the Patriot Act to expire. Henceforth, Sen. Mitch McConnell assures Americans, "citizens are no longer permitted to love their country or to express such devotion."
written by Gee Pee, 02 June 2015
Disastrous Cybersecurity Breach is Reported to the Emperor
Barack I heard news about the cybersecurity breach while ensconced in the royal hot tub. After hearing the report, he burped and asked his tub mate, Queen of Sheba-Susan Rice, to peal him a grape.
written by Trinculoman, 05 June 2015
Hillary Clinton, "Chaffee's Metric System Idea Will Ruin Porn Dialogue"
Hillary Clinton mocked Lincoln Chaffee's metric system idea by asking Porn insiders to imagine male characters telling "bitches to suck their 65 centimeter long dicks."
"Sounds stupid," she said.
written by Don Grapper, 05 June 2015
Rebels Seize Shithole
Armed Rebels Waltzed Into An Obscure Shithole Somewhere South of The Equator Yesterday And Took Power Easily.
written by Don Grapper, 06 June 2015
Emperor Castigates High Court in Advance for Likely Anti-Imperial Decision
Barack I rails at Court decision that's not been issued yet.Emperor vents spleen at a pending decision that might render void key parts of Barack'sBetterGetYourAssCovered edict,says "Get Gitmo ready!"
written by Trinculoman, 09 June 2015
Sanders Gains on Hillary in National Demo Polling
Bernice(nee nie)Sanders gained on Hillary in latest polls.Given B's transgender move& Caitlin Jenner spiking a TG Repubslot,the Queen of Flip/Flop mulls her next gambit,tasking RuPaul as a consultant.
written by Trinculoman, 10 June 2015
Rachel Dolezal resigns as "token" African-American
NAACP activist Rachel Dolezal resigned when she realized she is white, not black. The blue-eyed blonde vows to dye her hair its "original" color and forgo curling treatments and using tanning booths.
written by Gee Pee, 15 June 2015
Jeb Bush to run for president
Jeb Bush has joined the 2016 presidential race, declaring, "If there's a Clinton in the race, there must also be a Bush. The American people want a choice between one dynasty or the other."
written by Gee Pee, 15 June 2015
Al Qaeda in Yemen has announced the death of its leader, Nasir al Wuhayshi, in a US drone strike
could not have happened to a nicer guy!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 16 June 2015
What a load of hot air as Pope launches Globule Warming report
Fracking fraternity says the poisonois old gas bag is full of Zyklon-B!
written by queen mudder, 18 June 2015
Brian Williams Finds A Suitable Broadcast Home
Outcast Williams will join the denizens of the MSNBC loony bin, finding an apt dive among likes of Feminazi Madow, Fraudster Sharpton, and Loony Matthews. All TV bozos in one venue: a bizarre nirvana.
written by Trinculoman, 19 June 2015
Ambassador reveals how Obama underwired Israel
Credits the US president with country's sturdy metal reinforced push-up bra pandemic following floppy Jewish tits criticism
written by queen mudder, 21 June 2015
Obama bin Laden's firstborn wanted his Pa's death certificate
The collector's item described as perfect companion piece to his longform birth certificate
written by queen mudder, 21 June 2015
Obama waxes lyrical about fatherhood, tampons and the family 'rock'
White House aides freaked out at all that sincerity, insist this is no time to discuss the presidenial Crack Factory
written by queen mudder, 21 June 2015
Reports claim Simon Cowell's Beatles movie gets major music hacker
Correction! Make that backer.
written by queen mudder, 21 June 2015
Paris Hilton's "Quote, Unquote"
Social butterfly Paris Hilton's "Quote, Unquote" has just been published. Sample? "At first, I wanted to be a veterinarian, but then I thought, a diet of all fruits and vegetables would get boring."
written by Gee Pee, 22 June 2015
Spanish village kills Jews!
An innocent Spanish village called Fort Kill Jews has been forced to change its name because there are no Jews living there and rumours circulating the area swear the mayor is a reincarnated Hitler!
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Greek tourists abandon Greek Islands!
Tourists flocking to the sun on Greek Islands have been seen boarding abandoned rowing boats in the hope of escaping those who abandoned them! People smugglers were happy to hold out their hands!
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Secretary Kerry Off to Paris In Preparation for Vienna
Kerry is off to Paris to refresh his slime factor in the sewers, then it's on to Vienna to slither into a nukeselloutscam with Iranian terrorists. All cheer at Emperor's court; while Mideast shudders.
written by Trinculoman, 26 June 2015
Rand Paul Plans For the Future Post-Presidential Race
When his Presidential aspirations finally flush out, Rand Paul plans to team up with his Dad to go on the road with a dual crackpot Libertarian rapping act called The Hillbilly Isolato-Fed Busters.
written by Trinculoman, 27 June 2015
WTF '20 gay-marriage jokes that ultimately helped lobotomize it?'
Surely, legitimize it??
written by queen mudder, 27 June 2015
Cardinal Dolan and Gov Chris Christie freak out about gay marriage ruling
Critics respond that they two old fogeys will just have to get a divorce like all other warring couples
written by queen mudder, 27 June 2015
Donald Trump bans Scottish Nationalists from playing at his golf course
Apparently bags of human excrement dumped at the 19th hole proved DNA positive for ScotsGnats' leader Nicola Sturgeon, yuck!
written by queen mudder, 27 June 2015
Santorum's Presidential Key Wish Evokes Classic Movie Character
Close insiders at Campaign Santorum know that their hopeful's key wish for a Presidential victory would be like that of the Scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz -- to somehow obtain a brain.
written by Trinculoman, 27 June 2015
Microsoft releases Windows 10
Microsoft's founder, Bill Gates, in announcing the release of his company's latest version of Windows, vows, "We're going to do it until we get it right."
written by Gee Pee, 01 June 2015
Jaden Smith wears dress to prom
Actor Will Smith's son, wannabe actor Jaden, says he wore a dress to his prom because his mom's gown was "at the cleaners."
written by Gee Pee, 10 June 2015
Brian Williams to return to NBC
NBC execs say disgraced anchor Brian Williams may return to the network as in 'a new role" as a fact checker.
written by Gee Pee, 10 June 2015
Malaysian Airlines nearly bankrupt
According to its new German CEO, Malaysian Airlines is "essentially bankrupt," but, he says "it's safe to fly," adding, "Ask for a seat next to an emergency exit and brush up on your survival skills."
written by Gee Pee, 01 June 2015
Hillary tells fan to "go to the end of the line"
Presidential hopeful Hillary told a fan seeking her autograph "go to the end of the line, unless you're donating millions to the Clinton Foundation." Hillary claims to champion "the little people."
written by Gee Pee, 08 June 2015
A CALILFORNIA DROUGHT SOLUTION
To conserve water Mrs. Heidie Helfman is not filling her swimming pool with water. Instead, she is filling her pool with sand and hopes to set a new Guinness record for a sand box.
written by Martin Jaeger, 02 June 2015
Biggest Money Spinner of Them All
At the Annual Business Convention of Advertisers held in London it was officially declared that the biggest money spinner of them all is LOW SELF-ESTEEM.
written by Auntie Matter, 05 June 2015
Skyscraper Collapses, Crushing Thousands
A Minneapolis skyscraper collapsed today and crushed as many as 4,000 people to death. The building owners apologized for the mishap and vowed it won't happen again.
written by Don Grapper, 06 June 2015
Japanese Prime Minister Apologizes For Bombing Raid On US Base
Japan apologized today for an "inadvertent" bombing raid on a US military base on the island of Okinawa. The raid killed over 3,000 American soldiers as they slept. Many civilians died too.
written by Don Grapper, 06 June 2015
Paris Flu Epidemic Claims 200,000 Victim
The Parisian flu epidemic continues, despite promises from experts that it would be gone before spring. "The city is now depopulated," said the Mayor. Bodies continue to pile up on the streets.
written by Don Grapper, 06 June 2015
Eurovision is best All - Europe Song Contest.
But that's not saying much
written by Ella Davide, 06 June 2015
Chick With Nicest Tits Wins Debate on Fox's Cashin' In
Michelle Fields and her nice tits trounced yet again the other panelists in a heated discussion on a current events news story. Even the host was helpless in the face of her awesome breasts.
written by Don Grapper, 07 June 2015
FEMA closes offices
During a recent hurricane, The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) closed its offices in New York City due to "bad weather."
written by Gee Pee, 07 June 2015
Morocco to sue Jennifer Lopez's ass off
Moronic Morocco is suing J Lo for her "offensive" ass. No complaints were made about other female dancers' assets or male dancers grabbing their crotches. J Lo vows to "keep shaking my moneymaker."
written by Gee Pee, 08 June 2015
Chris Christie shows his true colors (again)
Taking time out from blocking bridge traffic into "his" state, New Jersey governor Chris Christie railed against Sen. Rand Paul for being patriotic enough to halt the unconstitutional "Patriot" Act.
written by Gee Pee, 08 June 2015
EPA warns Mother Nature's volcanic offspring
The U. S. Environmental Protection Agency said Indonesia's Sinabung volcano would be arrested had it spewed pollutants in the U. S. and warned American volcanoes "not to contribute to global warming."
written by Gee Pee, 08 June 2015
Oscar Pistorius: time served?
Oscar Pistorius will be freed from prison after serving 8 months of his 5-year sentence for murdering girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp. The reason? "White lives don't matter," South African officials say.
written by Gee Pee, 08 June 2015
Being Obese is now good for you
Yes, being obese can actually HELP you recover from a heart attack, that's if it wasn't FATAL
written by Ella Davide, 08 June 2015
Cavs Decide To Go It Alone With LeBron
The Cleveland Cavaliers have decided to just let LeBron have the floor to himself in Game 3 of The NBA Finals. 'He's a big dude, he just needs a little more room to get it done," said coach Blatt.
written by Paul Blake, 09 June 2015
Scottish Comic mistaken for Politician
A wise - cracking woman, strangely dressed like the Leader of the SNP told gags on The Daily Show last night.
written by Ella Davide, 09 June 2015
Charlie Sheen hospitalized
"Actor" Charlie Sheen has been hospitalized after eating his girlfriend's "clam." He complained that it "didn't smell right."
written by Gee Pee, 10 June 2015
Naked Black Man Sought
A naked black male was seen jaywalking in Topeka KS on Friday. Anyone knowing a person fitting that description please call local law enforcement.
written by Harry Klondike, 10 June 2015
Approval of Female Viagra to Spawn Gas-Powered Vibrator Industry
The FDA's recent approval of Filbanserin, dubbed "female Viagra is expected to create a new line of products: Gas-powered vibrators.
written by Moose, 10 June 2015
Mount Kinabalu tourists arrested for public indecency
Four naked tourists were arrested atop Mount Kinabalu. Some locals say the tourists' nudity angered a mountain spirit, who caused an earthquake, but police say they were arrested for "gross ugliness."
written by Gee Pee, 11 June 2015
Pro Sports Comes Out Of The Closet
The three biggest sports leagues issued a joint press release admitting that football, baseball, and basketball sports are homosexual athletic activities. So the male ban against women will continue.
written by Dick Sheerer, 14 June 2015
Pro Sports Comes Out Of The Closet
The 3 biggest sports leagues issued a joint press release announcing that baseball, football, and basketball are homosexual athletic activities. So their male ban against women players will continue.
written by Dick Sheerer, 11 June 2015
One Direction - Arrested and Severely Beaten
Pop Band One Direction was pulled over by Miami police for going the wrong way down a one-way street. When they tried to explain, the confused officer, who hates pop music, started clubbing.
written by Paul Blake, 11 June 2015
Hillary's Book, Hard Choices.
Sources close to Hillary admit she got the name for her biography, Hard Choices, after flick through her husband's stack of old VHS porno tapes. Apparently, it was one of Monica's least favorite.
written by Paul Blake, 12 June 2015
U. S. government report points blame at itself
The CIA's report on the 911 terrorist attack on New York's World Trace Center attributes the 5,000 resulting deaths to "gross government incompetence," and calls for more taxes to "fix" the problem.
written by Gee Pee, 14 June 2015
First human head transplant predicted
Italian surgeons predict that the first human head transplant could occur by 2017, but admit a man may not "accept" the replacement of the glans of his penis with the head of another man's cock.
written by Gee Pee, 14 June 2015
Loose lips will win, Dunham wagers
Jimmy Fallon has agreed to a lip sync duel with Lena Dunham. He bets his lips will win the contest, while she's wagering her labia.
written by Gee Pee, 14 June 2015
5 Million Immigrants to invade Britain
According to the Maily Dale, millions of Economic Migrants threaten Britain's shores with young, intelligent people, willing to work hard and speaking excellent English.It's a disgrace!
written by Ella Davide, 14 June 2015
Dog Bites Dust
The spreading epidemic of a canine feces borne contagion has prompted the CDC to issue an emergency mandate requiring all dogs to be euthanized. They blamed dog owners for the scat and dog conundrum.
written by Dick Sheerer, 15 June 2015
Kristen Stewart's new girlfriend prompts mom to seek intevention for her daughter
"Twilight" "actress" Kristen Stewart's mom, Jules, has hired a dating assistant to try to help Kristen, who is dating another woman, "get back on the straight and narrow."
written by Gee Pee, 15 June 2015
Tourists shocked as Migrants climb into Lorry
............normally the bastards are tipping out of them!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 15 June 2015
Police find 25 'illegal Immigrants' in lorry.
...........is that all, must be a slow day then?
written by Herrdoktorfox, 16 June 2015
Grimshaw And Ora Are 'Excited' X Factor Judges
Jesus H Christ can this crap get any worse!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 16 June 2015
Jeb Bush Kicks Off 2016 White House Bid
Jed Clampett decides to follow suit, ye haw!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 16 June 2015
Caitlyn Jenner Blasts Rachel Dolezal for Pretending to Be Someone Else
Caitlyn Jenner, previously known as Bruce Jenner, lambasted Rachel Dolezal for pretending to be someone else.
written by Moose, 17 June 2015
Donald Trump Chokes On Hair Ball
In a long-winded speech announcing his candidacy for president Donald Trump swallowed a mouthful of hair that dropped from his forehead. Paramedics sheered it from his scalp exposing two horns there.
written by Dick Sheerer, 18 June 2015
Who should be on the new $3 Dollar Bill?
The U.S. Treasury Secretary, Jack Lew, said Wednesday it will introduce a $3 bill with an LGBT community member's portrait
written by Moose, 18 June 2015
Donald Trump Proposes New $1 Billion Dollar Bill
U.S. Presidential hopeful, Donald Trump, announced today that if elected President, he will direct the U.S. Treasury Secretary to print a new $1,000,000,000 dollar bill.
written by Moose, 18 June 2015
Rachel Dolezal Blasts Caitlyn Jenner for Pretending to Be Someone Else
Rachel Dolezal lambasted Caitlyn Jenner, previously known as Bruce Jenner, for pretending to be someone else.
written by Moose, 18 June 2015
U.S tourists demand compensation
We assumed the Tour De France would be a coach ride round, like France, Europe - we didn't think we'd have to cycle and we want our dollars back - We gonna sue that Napoleon!
written by Ella Davide, 18 June 2015
Prince Michael II changes name
To avoid further bullying due to his ridiculous nickname, "Blanket" (Michael Jackson's son Prince Michael II) has changed his nickname to "Sheets and Pillow Case" or "Bedding," for short.
written by Gee Pee, 19 June 2015
Man Gets Rich off of Thoughts
Venture capitalist Jebidiah Goldschmidt has been getting rich investing in the thought business since everyone is putting their two cents in but he only pays a penny for their thoughts.
written by Sigmund Von Schaefer, 19 June 2015
Man Falls to Death from Undercarriage of British Airways Flight
Apparently he was here on a flying visit and was planning to drop in on a friend.
written by Simon Saunders, 19 June 2015
Apple to Introduce Slew of Wearable Technology Products Next Year
Apple Inc. CEO, Tim Cook, announced today that they would introduce several new wearable technology products in Spring of 2016.
written by Moose, 20 June 2015
South Carolina Removes Confederate Flag
South Carolina officials reluctantly removed the controversial confederate flag that they proudly flew above their state capital building in Charleston. It was subsequently replaced with a Nazi flag.
written by Dick Sheerer, 20 June 2015
Don Quixote Surrenders in Texas
After several weeks of battling wind farms in western Texas Don Quixote surrenders to local authorities. After his sentence he plans to use his jousting skills to compete in the 2024 Summer Olympics.
written by Sigmund Von Schaefer, 20 June 2015
Outdoorsman Fails to Find Elusive Mythical Creatures
After spending 3 weeks searching in Yosemite National Park, outdoorsman Lewis Clark concedes that there is no such thing as happy campers.
written by Sigmund Von Schaefer, 20 June 2015
Dog Barks Up Wrong Tree
Early this afternoon, a dog was seen in Central Park barking up a tree. The dog was embarrassed when he realized he had been barking for 30 minutes, and no squirrels were home to answer.
written by Sigmund Von Schaefer, 20 June 2015
Chris Christie Is Odd Man Out
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie was formally disqualified from joining the crowded field of republican presidential candidates simply because he's too fat, ruled The Federal Elections Commission.
written by Dick Sheerer, 21 June 2015
