True Facts From Snoops #123
According to Snoops: The first "In House" arrest at Macy's was after a near-sighted lady got into a terrible fight with a mannequin.
True Facts From Snoops #994
According to Snoops: The message "No animals were injured during this movie" doesn't tell you what happened after the movie to those that were edible.
Is the Affordable Care Act in serious jeopardy?
"I'll defend it even if it brings down the whole country", says Nancy Pelosi. Finds her insurance has been dropped.
Luci Baines Johnson reflects on Kennedy assassination
"I remember thinking, Dad is President of the United States. Ho Boy!"
As The Drone Turns
Bullied Drone turns on the ones his tormentors.
'DUCK DYNASTY' endorsed Republican wins House seat.
Patriot Party say they would support any Duck Dynasty member running for office.
Redskins Team Bus Egged On Way To Stadium In Philly
Philadelphia's Crazy Crackedbell leads the attack. Buses form a circle.
The Ever Mumbling Sylvester Stallone
Sylvester Stallone has admitted that he was cured of his mumbling years ago, but his agent told him to continue the mumbling act because that was his trademark.
Tommy Lee Jones Should Best Be Ignored
Tommy Lee Jones has been named The Grouchiest Actor of The Decade. Jones has been known to actually bite fans who requested his autograph.
J.Lo Rules (That's For Sure)
Jennifer Lopez has stated that since she is 18 years older than her boy toy Casper Smart, she is the one who gets to wear the pants and have all of the say.
The New Antonio Banderas
Antonio Banderas, who is 53, has said that he is changing his name to the anglicized version; Tony Flags.
Woody "All In The Family" Allen
Woody Allen has revealed in an interview with Barbara Walters that before he married his step-daughter he had planned to marry his grandmother but didn't because she was not that good a cook.
Co-op Bank ex-boss Paul Flowers 'filmed buying drugs'
He said that he was attempting to put himself in a position to stand against Boris Johnson as Mayor of London using a strategy copied from Toronto Mayor Rob Ford.
written by John_L, 17 November 2013
True Facts From Snoops #804
According to Snoops: Socrates first name was Wesley.
True Facts From Snoops #244
According to Snoops: Perry Como was the first white artist to record the old classic, "Dem Ole Blues Don Got 'Hold A Me".
Test drone hits Navy ship; 2 hurt
Don't tell me were buying our military supplies from North Korea now! China asking too much?
Kentucky Thief Asks For Help
"Why yes, I'd be happy to jump your car battery, if you would empty the back seat and truck of my chickens!"
NASA's newest Mars flyer will explore atmosphere
"Since we haven't the funding to land the sucker", gripes one employee.
Kyle Hunter's Saturday Weather Forecast
"Well, it's all according to where you are living, isn't it?"
(I was not due to come on for another half hour. Hair a mess, eating a doughnut and drinking coffee should really help the show!)
True Facts From Snoops #233
According to Snoops: The "Unfinished Portrait" by Van Gogh happened when he just 'had to go!' a half dozen times while trying to complete it.
True Facts From Snoops #711
According to Snoops: The first report of jazz "skatting" was when a young John Coltrane's cat ran under his feet while recording a demo.
Thousands rally in Australia for climate action
Hit by streak of lightning!
App turns smartphone into personal panic button, alert system.
Slices, dices, great for juicing, irons your clothes while still on a hanger.
ESPN Host: 'I Use N-Word All Day Every Day'.
"Nag! Nag! Nag! That's all I hear. I can't help it if my co-host is absolutely gorgeous. 'Now' what did I say?"
New Scientology building has entire floor where members can get 'super powers'.
Whole army of nerds spotted headed in that direction!
Gunman robs 90-year-old outside church.
Across the street from soup kitchen & mission near leprosy colony, & also takes her last can of tripe from pocket. Police say he'll have to serve the full two-weeks in jail if ever caught. No Parole!
Princeton Considering Using Non-U.S. Approved Vaccine To Battle Meningitis Outbreak.
Good idea. We'll be years in deciding what kind of health help we can offer our own people.
REPORT: Israel working with Saudis on Iran strike plan.
"Since we 're not receiving the help we need from the U.S."
OPRAH: Many Americans Disrespect Obama because he's African American.
She is immediately sued by Aretha Franklin for stealing her song line. "Oh. I've been waiting for this. That woman needs to know she's not all that!"
North America's largest ski resort to open early 'thanks to oodles of snow'.
"We're glad this Big Boocoo come in so we can open a couple weeks early", says Ski Lodge manager.
College football player 'viciously' beaten by members of opposing team
Huge Pile-up! Witnesses say that the whole team and perhaps coaches and college bus drivers piled onto him in the parking lot. "There must have been 5 refs whistling but no sirens for 45 minutes."
NJ legislature advances bill to grant financial aid to illegals.
Tells immigrants that are here legally, "Sorry, you messed up by studying and becoming an American citizen."
Money sent by US immigrants to Latin America more than doubled since '00.
That could be the fact that there are twice as many immigrants here since 2000.
Doctors warn superbugs could erase century of medical advances
Especially with the windmill energy killing 600,000 bats a year. Someone needs to send out the "Batman" Signal!
Scams rise sharply as fraudsters use law to exploit elderly.
"At least we're safe with the Gecko/Duck Insurance Company", says one Old-Timer.
True Facts From Snoops #230
According to Snoops: The ancient Aztecs thought it was bad luck for a 25-foot Anaconda to cross in front of you.
Barack Obama Loses Arm In Bazooka Battle.
After deciding to join the military over night, without media coverage. Barack Obama has had his arm blown off by a bazooka.
written by Lord Alcoholiam2, 17 November 2013
True Facts From Snoops #755
According to Snoops: On 911, the Pentagon survivors were especially grateful that the plane didn't land on the Starbucks wing of the Pentagon.
True Facts From Snoops #366
According to Snoops: Cheech and Chong slowed down on the drugs after friend Chuck (Manson) flipped out for good.