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Abu Hamza 'fit to work'

Atos today declared double hand amputee Abu Hamza fit to resume work as a watch maker. He will be forced to ply this trade to repay the court costs of his repeated appeals against extradition.

written by John_L, 05 October 2012
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David Cameron 'extremely angry' over rail franchise errors.

"I wanted to give the West Coast line to an old chum who supported me and the party. I now have to go through the charade of a biding precess again to do just that." Cameron said this morning.

written by John_L, 05 October 2012
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Boris Johnson doesn't want to be Camerons "Bitch"!

David Cameron has attempted to lure Boris Johnson down to Chequers 5 times and every time BOJO refuses because he doesn't want to replace Nick Clegg as Cameron's "Bitch"!

written by Jaggedone, 05 October 2012
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England Women's T20 team win bet with men

The England Women who have reached the Final of their T20 world cup will get to peg the men after winning a pre tournament bet as to who could go furthest. "It'll be messy" Ian Botham commented.

written by John_L, 05 October 2012
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80's Kids TV star issues denial.

Gordon T. Gopher has issued a statement denying that he is the third man implicated in abusing children at the BBC. Jimmy Savile and Gary Glitter were said to helped by a mystery third man.

written by John_L, 05 October 2012
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Dental epic

A Tottenham dentist has claimed he extracted an 11000 year old fossil from the mouth of a patient. He says the person believed he was a dinosaur in another time. What a load of brontesaurus shit.

written by whatinthe world, 05 October 2012
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In Red Eds Head

19% of people think Ed Milliband is a strong leader and 81% of us think he's a backstabbing, power hungry shit who took his own brother out.

written by Backandtotheleft, 05 October 2012
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In Red Eds Head

19% of people think Ed Milliband is a strong leader and 81% of us think he's a backstabbing, power hungry shit who took his own brother out.

written by Backandtotheleft, 05 October 2012
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Loss of the Lawyers

Millions of pounds of British aid is being squandered on lawyer's fees. Many MPs sons are lawyers but this is completely co-incidental.

written by Backandtotheleft, 05 October 2012
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Euro solutions

Suggestions to solve Europe's economic problems #5: there's nothing more effective than a round table discussion followed by a group hug.

written by whatinthe world, 05 October 2012
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Euro solutions

Suggestions to improve Europe's economic problems #4: if somebody has a Swiss Army knife handy, we might overcome this predicament.

written by whatinthe world, 05 October 2012
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Yvette Cooper: Cameron Weak On Crime!

Well he is a nepotist!

written by Inchcock, 05 October 2012
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Answer: Goodbye Crewel World !

Question: What did depressed knitter write in suicide note?

written by Adam Click, 05 October 2012
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