Conservative Central Office Supports Andrew Mitchell
'Andrew Mitchell meant no offence,' said a Party spokesman. 'The word "Pleb" derives from Latin. He honestly believed that those state school Neanderthals would never understand what he was saying.'
written by Swan Morrison, 12 October 2012
The EU wins the Nobel Peace Prize
The EU was awarded the prize for presiding over the longest era of unity in Europe since Napoleon.
written by John_L, 12 October 2012
VP debate ends early: Ryan body slams Biden
Danville, KY - VP debate comes to a traumatizing end as Ryan body slams Biden. In a premature show of victory, Ryan flexed his biceps and failed to notice Biden taking a cheap shot to his ribs.
written by Crass Clown, 12 October 2012
Charity to change name after bad publicity.
Following bad publicity, the Lance Armstrong Foundation is to be renamed The Jimmy Saville Foundation. Coincidentally the Jimmy Saville Foundation is to be renamed the Lance Armstrong Foundation.
Charities to change name after bad publicity.
Following bad publicity, the Jimmy Saville Foundation is to be renamed The Lance Armstrong Foundation. Coincidentally the Lance Armstrong is also to be renamed the Jimmy Saville Foundation.
French Woman receives €11,721,000,000,000,000 phone bill
The telecom company have admitted it was a mis-print.
President Hollande has sent her a super tax 75% bill, just in case.
Woman from France receives €11,721,000,000,000,000 phone bill
I bet she was calling her sister again.
Pakistan Ends Its Traditional Elephant Races
Its all Angry Bird nowadays.