Abu Hamza 'fit to work'
Atos today declared double hand amputee Abu Hamza fit to resume work as a watch maker. He will be forced to ply this trade to repay the court costs of his repeated appeals against extradition.
written by John_L, 05 October 2012
David Cameron 'extremely angry' over rail franchise errors.
"I wanted to give the West Coast line to an old chum who supported me and the party. I now have to go through the charade of a biding precess again to do just that." Cameron said this morning.
written by John_L, 05 October 2012
Boris Johnson doesn't want to be Camerons "Bitch"!
David Cameron has attempted to lure Boris Johnson down to Chequers 5 times and every time BOJO refuses because he doesn't want to replace Nick Clegg as Cameron's "Bitch"!
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England Women's T20 team win bet with men
The England Women who have reached the Final of their T20 world cup will get to peg the men after winning a pre tournament bet as to who could go furthest. "It'll be messy" Ian Botham commented.
written by John_L, 05 October 2012
80's Kids TV star issues denial.
Gordon T. Gopher has issued a statement denying that he is the third man implicated in abusing children at the BBC. Jimmy Savile and Gary Glitter were said to helped by a mystery third man.
written by John_L, 05 October 2012
Dental epic
A Tottenham dentist has claimed he extracted an 11000 year old fossil from the mouth of a patient. He says the person believed he was a dinosaur in another time. What a load of brontesaurus shit.
written by whatinthe world, 05 October 2012
In Red Eds Head
19% of people think Ed Milliband is a strong leader and 81% of us think he's a backstabbing, power hungry shit who took his own brother out.
written by Backandtotheleft, 05 October 2012
In Red Eds Head
19% of people think Ed Milliband is a strong leader and 81% of us think he's a backstabbing, power hungry shit who took his own brother out.
written by Backandtotheleft, 05 October 2012
Loss of the Lawyers
Millions of pounds of British aid is being squandered on lawyer's fees. Many MPs sons are lawyers but this is completely co-incidental.
written by Backandtotheleft, 05 October 2012
Euro solutions
Suggestions to solve Europe's economic problems #5: there's nothing more effective than a round table discussion followed by a group hug.
written by whatinthe world, 05 October 2012
Euro solutions
Suggestions to improve Europe's economic problems #4: if somebody has a Swiss Army knife handy, we might overcome this predicament.
written by whatinthe world, 05 October 2012
Answer: Goodbye Crewel World !
Question: What did depressed knitter write in suicide note?
written by Adam Click, 05 October 2012
