Scientists discover 86 year old nymphomaniac called Volga Olga!
Scientists have discovered a Russian 86 year old nymphomaniac called Volga Olga in a Siberian forest! She is the oldest nympho in the world and has no intention of retiring; just yet!
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Phew, that was close.
Frankenstein's monster tops Halloween Poll, entire coalition came a close second!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 29 October 2012
Whole Hazelnuts!!
Quote of the day from Ed Miliband:
"One in four of us will have a mental illness at some point in our lifetime"
In your case cobber it would appear that you drew the short straw at an early stage!!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 29 October 2012
Americans prepare for natural disaster Mitt
The economic and foreign policy calamities that Mitt will cause could last for decades.
written by John_L, 29 October 2012
Search for British boy missing on French island
The police say that in this one case they do not suspect there to have been any involvement by Sir Jimmy Savile.
written by John_L, 29 October 2012
Undecided Voter
Dictionary definition of an undecided voter 10 days before the US presidential election: a person living in a cave, perpetually watching TV Sitcoms, habitual drunk or someone who doesn't give a crap!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 October 2012
The Real War on Women
Women voters are discovering King Obama I's war on Congress, the Supreme Court and the US Constitution!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 October 2012
Another Political Storm
By 2012 Hurricane Obama had caused $6 trillion in damage. The storm destroyed 23 million jobs, the US energy industry, health care industry & Constitution; & left millions more Americans on welfare!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 October 2012
Tilt Reversal
Al Gore's Current TV cable network may be up for sale because of its left leaning tilt. Industry rumor is that Fox News Network has made a fair and balanced offer to purchase Current TV!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 October 2012
October Surprise
LONE RANGER: The Democrats are planning to borrow $500 billion from China and have the Chinese cater an ObamaFood banquet for every American voter! TONTO: The main dish is "Lead from behind" turkey!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 October 2012
Application Rejected
The International Brotherhood of Morons has rejected Democratic VP Biden's application for membership, citing they would have to lower their standards!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 October 2012
Matter of Opinion
LONE RANGER: Democratic ad likens voting for Pres. Obama to a young woman losing her virginity. TONTO: Voting for Pres. Obama is more like getting a blowjob from a cannibal & losing something else!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 October 2012
Wonders Never Cease
LONE RANGER: The nation was shocked by President Obama being at the White House 11 days before the election to check his email. TONTO: VP Biden and WH Press Secretary Carney were left speechless!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 October 2012
Miss Pinocchio of the Democratic Party
DNC Chair Wasserman said Republican Mitt Romney never mentioned Israel doing the third debate, yet he mentioned it 14 times. Rep. Wasserman assumed her Florida constituents were all asleep by 9:00PM!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 October 2012
Got No Stinking Voter ID
500 illegal immigrants were apprehended in Florida, Virginia and Ohio trying to vote for Obama in the presidential election. Each illegal had a 150 dollar bill with President Obama's picture on it!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 October 2012
