Spoof news snippets from Friday 26 October 2012

Rolling Stones perform in Paris without zimmerframes; A miracle!

The Rolling Stones just keep on rolling even if they look like a bunch of skeleton zombies with guitars around their necks. Keith Richards is living proof that there is reincarnation! Arise Lazarus!

Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 148

Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 149

Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 150

Mistaken Report

InSeine News wrongly reported that the UK government will be banning the import of ash trays. The Forestry Commission have pointed out that it should read ASH TREES .

Real or Simulated World Test

Scientists announced today that they have devised a test which can tell you if you are living in a real or a simulated world. 100% of politicians have failed which proves their test is correct!

Trump insists Obama comes clean

American billionaire, Donald Trump, has demanded that US President Obama produce a photo of his family pet dog's licence so that any conjecture over its authenticity can be finalised once and for all.

Pippa Middleton book launch knocks Kim Kardashian off the top of the Daily Mail sidebar of shame

Kim is planning to get back to the top of the sidebar of shame by writing a book. Or more accurately, release a book of pictures. Of herself.

Pot calling the kettle non-white

BO today on Romney: They look at the other guy and say, "Well, that's a bullshitter." Very classy, Mr. soon-to-be-former President.

Aussie tv programme follows student selling her virginity

The Brazilian student eventually sold her soul, sorry virginity for $780,000 to a Japanese man after a bidding war.
A year earlier she could have got double that from Jimmy Savile.