Mitt Romney responds to Obama's Bayonet taunt.
"I can assure the President that the Iranians do NOT like it up them." He told a packed GOP Rally in Ohio.
written by John_L, 23 October 2012
Beluga Whale mimics Human speech
A Beluga Whale has started to mimic human vocalizations. However some are worried that the White Whale who is known to also like gold and cigar smoke sounds a lot like Jimmy Savile.
written by John_L, 23 October 2012
'Pawn Stars' to help rearm Mitt's Navy
Rich Harrison of History Channel's 'Pawn Stars' has said he could let the Navy have a bulk of bayonets at a discount were Mitt Romney to soften his proposed new rules restricting Pawnbrokers.
written by John_L, 23 October 2012
"Blood" Rain Expected This Week
In what could be a Halloween trick or treat, blood has been forecast to rain over parts of Milton Keynes. However, many people will be expecting it in vain!
written by IN SEINE, 23 October 2012
Cameron: I was right not to sack Andrew Mitchell
"Of course you were right... as nepotists go that is!"
written by Inchcock, 23 October 2012
David Cameron visits Wormwood Scrubs
Perhaps he went on a visit to see his ex MPs and other cheating friends?
written by Inchcock, 23 October 2012
Cameron: Charities to keep lags out of prison
He says: Companies will only be paid by results.
The Government ministers should get the same treatment!
written by Inchcock, 23 October 2012
Does Britain Need Police Commissioners?
"No, it but it badly needs Police Officers!"
written by Inchcock, 23 October 2012
Clean Water Act Update
If Pres. Obama is reelected the EPA is planning to extend its water regulations to American's toilets/bidets, sinks/bathtubs, dog/cat water dishes, fish tanks, kiddy pools, fish ponds and coffee pots!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 October 2012
Third Slime Ball Award
The Slime Ball award again goes to Democratic Senate Majority Leader Reid. He indicated that Republican Mitt Romney had manipulated his 2011 tax returns to pay more taxes for political purposes!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 October 2012
An Analogy
Obama administration policies are like stepping in dog poop. Even after they are retracted, rejected by the American people or found unconstitutional the smell lingers on!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 October 2012
Religious Hypocrites
Muslim political leaders in Arab countries instigate riots over the defaming of their religion, but do not hesitate to defame Christens, Jews, Sikhs, Hindus and other Religions!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 October 2012
Get Out of Our Lives
Michelle Obama's "Healthy and Hunger-Free Kids Act" caps the number of calories in school lunches served to students with a one size fits all approach, regardless of child's nourishment needs!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 October 2012
Gas Pains
Rabid environmentalists protest natural gas fracking because they say it can give the Earth a pain in the ass. However, natural gas fracking is saving President Obama's economic ass!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 October 2012
