Megan Stammers to move schools.
The teenage girl who sparked a Europe wide manhunt when she ran off with her teacher will finish her GCSE's at convent school staffed entirely by elderly Nuns.
written by John_L, 01 October 2012
Westboro Baptist Church Leader Arrested
Westboro Baptist Church leader Fred Phelps arrested and charged with espionage, treason, attempted murder and collusion with a known terrorist organization.
written by Heeke, 01 October 2012
Tennis to introduce Grunting Ban.
New rules to stop female tennis players screaming as they strike the ball were approved today. This came after CBS' decency chip launched which switches off WTA matches as it interprets them as porn.
written by John_L, 01 October 2012
Historian Eric Hobsbawm dies
Doctors said the 95 year old lost the will to live after watching 30 seconds of 'Andrew Marr's History of the World' last night. Other historians have been warned against watching the program.
written by John_L, 01 October 2012
Europe Win (shaun) Ryder Cup!!
America's Davis Love the third, Keegan Bradley, Tiger Eldrich Woods, Webb Simpson and Bubba Watson also lose the orthodox name contest
written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 01 October 2012
Going to The Candidates Debate:
Romney pulls an all-nighter. Obama hosts a kegger.
written by Adam Click, 01 October 2012
Government call for a telly ban
With kids watching too much TV, the government have called for the telly ban to be introduced in the UK. "I'm not sure it's a good idea," said Ed Milliband. "Having seen what they did in Afghanistan!"
written by IainB, 01 October 2012
'Countryfile' presenter denies sexting
Adam Henson the shows resident farmer has denied sending an explicit text to a BBC producer. "It was a photo of a rare Cockerel" Henson protested "I guess the text wasn't all that clear."
written by John_L, 01 October 2012
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 141
"The History of Rock 'n' Roll"
by
Tristan Shout
by
Tristan Shout
written by IN SEINE, 01 October 2012
Illegal Immigrant Trying to Enter Spain Disguised As Car Seat
An illegal immigrant tried to enter Spain disguised as a car seat. He had to give himself up when the 22 stone woman sitting on him, FARTED. However, DFS are interested in employing him in their adverts.
written by IN SEINE, 01 October 2012
G4S to take over the NHS
Jeremy Hunt commented "Letting G4S run the Health Service will solve any future pension crisis and cure our aging society"
written by John_L, 01 October 2012
Chair bites old man in Hollywood
A folding chair has collapsed under Clint Eastwood for the third time this week. It is seen as part of a revenge plot by chairs after his rant at the RNC. Eastwood has taken to using leaning boards.
written by John_L, 01 October 2012
Some two dozen topless women protested in New York!
24 topless women protested in a New York on a hot, Sunday: What they called "National Go-Topless Day" to draw attention to inequality in topless rights between men and women.
"Damn, I missed it!"
written by Inchcock, 01 October 2012
Nepali man bites Cobra snake to death in revenge attack
55 year old Miya said: "I could have killed it with a stick but bit it with my teeth instead because I was so angry!"
"Got to admire the man ain't yer?"
written by Inchcock, 01 October 2012
