Hospital bulletin says Prince Philip still feeling sore...
But the operation to remove a swizzle stick's billed a complete success!
written by queen mudder, 05 June 2012
All Our Yesterdays: The Blitz was the best thing ever to happen to parts of London
Especially Deptford High Street, still frozen in time.
written by queen mudder, 05 June 2012
Barack Barracked at Barracks
US President Barack Obama embarrassed to be heckled while making a speech during a lightning visit to NATO headquarters in Afghanistan.
written by Paxton Quigley, 05 June 2012
Dull and Boring twin up!
The towns of Dull, Scotland and Boring, US, are twinning up and hoping to inject a bit of excitement into their very dull and boring inhabitants, YAWN...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
written by unknown
Mayan Discovery a Game Changer?
"Asterisks" Found in both Dresden Codex and Guatemala.
Archaeologists Ready to Punt over "Puente". Down for the "Long Count"?
READ ALL ABOUT IT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!To the Magazine Section, quick!
written by unknown
Bruce Springsteen to Pen New US Naional Anthem: Yo Give me a Fricken Job
Barack Obama will play the Wa Wa.
written by mikewadestr, 05 June 2012
International Rulers Baffled By Public Demonstrations Of Support For The Queen On Her Jubilee
'What techniques do the British secret police use,' questioned a typical despot, 'to coerce that many people onto the streets in support of their ruler?'
written by Swan Morrison, 05 June 2012
Social Services Investigate A Serious Case Of Elder Abuse In Central London
It is alleged that a woman of 86 was forced to stand for hours in the rain on Sunday, was kept awake by loud music outside her window on Monday, and was paraded through London's streets on Tuesday.
written by Swan Morrison, 05 June 2012
Antony Worrall Thompson Makes Appearance at Illegal Cheese Rolling Event
Well-known cheese lover, Antony Worrall-Thompson turned up at the annual cheese rolling event at Coopers Hill, Gloucestershire which has been cancelled for the last 2 years on health & safety grounds.
written by IN SEINE, 05 June 2012
