Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 80
"What Happens When You Get Caught Skipping School?"
by
U. Will Gettitt.
written by IN SEINE, 16 June 2012
Fathers Could Be Forced to Be Named On Birth Certificates
David Cameron is proposing that fathers should be named on birth certificates. Thousands of UK men are to change their name by deed poll to "David Cameron"
written by IN SEINE, 16 June 2012
game show host captures escaped Nazi.
"So all the lights come on, flashing like they're supposed to, it's all fun and games right? But, this guy just goes ape shit and I mean completely ape shit! Who's a Nazi? What is this a game show?
written by Oleg the Tumor, 16 June 2012
Cross dressers stay dry
Cross dressers have realised that they never need to take an umbrella with them when they go out, because - as AHA said - the sun always shines on TVs.
written by IainB, 16 June 2012
Crackdown on Comedy Websites-Danger Level at "Burnt Ocher-In-the-Fucking Shade"
spoof.com pledges to "Keep Freedom's light ON - even if we have to burn all of the Lindsay Lohan material. It's that important."
written by Oleg the Tumor, 16 June 2012
NOT A Tall Story!
After years of research, psychologists can now reveal that 6 out of 7 dwarves are NOT grumpy.
written by IN SEINE, 16 June 2012
More Arrests in Pretty Large Array, Logan Act Probe: But the Whole Damn Chess Team?!
Truth or Consequences, New Mexico - They've Been Playing Chess with Aliens since 1975? "Unprecedented" Violations of Logan Act Discovered! But what does "gambit declined." mean?
written by Oleg the Tumor, 16 June 2012
Arizona Woman Brings "Fast and Furious" Souvenir to Famous Las Vegas Pawn Shop
"Cut," screamed a tall bald guy behind the counter.
"Not so fast there, son," said a kinder, older man dressed all in black, as he counted out stacks of Benjamin's - this woman's come a long way…
written by Oleg the Tumor, 16 June 2012
Another "Famous Name Prize" Downgrade
The latest "Famous Name" prize to fall on hard times - "The Henry Oh Short Story competition" - will award a free farm to the next winner, provided they have a site for it.
written by Oleg the Tumor, 16 June 2012
Two Gay Websites Marry In Virtual Church.
But what if it doesn't work out? Who's supposed take custody of all the bastards snippets?
written by Oleg the Tumor, 16 June 2012
Washington To Give DEA Sweeping Powers of Arrest
DOJ empowers "Jack Benny" arrest warrants.
Whats a Jack Benny arrest warrant?
I'm thinking about it!
written by Oleg the Tumor, 16 June 2012
Dumbly does it again
Arnold Dumbly has become the first person to be flung from a giant slingshot across the Niagra Falls and land in a bucket of pus. Arnold was presented with a brain at the finish of the leap. Mmmmmmm!
written by whatinthe world, 16 June 2012
German tire company reopens contract negotiations with 30 foot tall Logo/ Mascot/Distributor
"First, those two jerks from accounting-Fired!
Not negotiable. Let's see you fight a hundred foot tall gas pump with a couple of bean counters climbing up your ass!"
written by Oleg the Tumor, 16 June 2012
Linguist Emerges From Comma
just hours after wife completes sentence.
written by Adam Click, 16 June 2012
