Devine Accountability ?
Man sues catholic church over "Act of God" clause in contract. He cited the Nicene Creed as proof of culpability.
written by W. Troggin, 21 June 2012
Stand up comedian Carr hit by a tax scam hit and run!
Brit comedian Jimmy Carr has apologised for putting 3 million quid on a Jersey account and paying only 1% tax; now that is a real joke!
written by Jaggedone, 21 June 2012
Jimmy Carr and David Cameron to form comedy double act
They'll call themselves JC/DC and embark on a national tour (plus two shows in Jersey) later this year.
Critics reckon Cameron can give Carr a run for his money when it comes to amusing the nation.
written by Simon Saunders, 21 June 2012
Only One in 10 Hit by Doctors Strike
The one-day strike by doctors which was feared by many did not have much effect as only one in 10 people had to suffer. However, this 10% went to see a vet instead and are making a better recovery.
written by IN SEINE, 21 June 2012
Drunk Lady Drives into Golf Course Sand Trap and Sues all the Golfers
"If any of them would have lent me a sand wedge, I never would have been caught".
written by mikewadestr, 21 June 2012
Rose And The Sword ?
An old movie where the King of England's ward princess falls in love with her Spanish Captain of the Guard?Madonna can play the Princess and sing the title song" I fell in Love with San Pedro?"
Since everyone is making a come back in movies as old Genrals and Heads of States like Tom Seleck as" IKE?" How about Madonna as Lady Ann and Elton John As Churchell?"You Sir are drunk," from the THC?
Material Girl ?
Madonna is on the road again making on tour with so many wants and demands her promoters will be lucky if they break even? Only girls that save their pennies make my rainy day? God save the Queen ?
Run Forest ! Run !
Watching Tom Hanks movie"Pacific," made me think of Clint Eastwood's "Heartbreak Ridge,"or"Full Metal Jacket,"because if you don't cuss like a Sailor you must be a Marine? Right Pep?
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 83
"Take This Job and Shove It"
written by IN SEINE, 21 June 2012
Beloved Storybook Characters Arrested
Today, the butcher, baker and candlestick maker were arrested. The butcher for beating his meat, the baker for inserting his special cream in donuts and the candlestick maker for penis candlesticks.
Winner of Republican Women Against Democrat Women Beauty Contest
Winner of the Republican Women Against Democrat Women Beauty Contest with of total of 5 million votes is Kimberly Guilfoyle from Fox News. Dead Last was Nancy Pelosi with 4 votes. Congrats Kimberly.
More Democrats Ditch Convention
More Dems are skipping their National Convention claiming that it is too boring. Some incumbents claim the shows are awful and most about Pres. Obama. One Dem said, "I'd rather watch grass grow."
Debbie Wasserman Schultz Is a Liar
Debbie Wasserman Schultz has been promulgating erroneous claims about the GOP-aligned Johnson and Johnson. She claims that J&J products did not make her prettier as its ads claim. J&J denies her claim
Unknown Tribe of Hillbillies found in Tennessee Hills
Today in a lost region of America, an entire race of hillbillies have been found and documented in the Tennessee Hills. Dubbed the Clampetts in honor of Jed Clampett from Beverly Hills, CA.
Palestinians Fire Over 80 Rockets At Southern Israel From Gaza
IDF returns fire using captured Palestinian prisoners in catapults..Israeli soldiers stated that this was their capture and release technique. Israel prefers not to hold our enemies.
LA Declares war on Sodas and Snacks
Today LA Mayor Antonio R. Villaraigosa removed all soda and snack machines from parks, libraries and schools. He calls it "Keep our kids off liposuction" campaign. LA plastic surgeons drop support.
Most Arrogant Man In The World
Today's competition is between President Barack Obama, Eric Holder, Johnny Depp, Alec Baldwin and Vice President Joe Biden. Today's winner is PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA..
Eric Holder sticks to his guns and shoots from the hip.
US AG Eric Holder upon receiving his contempt charge, dropped his pants and pissed on Rep. Darryl Issa. He shouted, "Now this is contempt." Issa fired back, "No that's too small for contempt."
Michigan School Union Demands Members Bank Account, Credit Card Numbers To Guarantee Union Leaders Vacations
Debbie Bence, president of the Plymouth-Canton Association, sent a letter to her union members on June 4 stating that dues had to be paid early so union leaders could go on vacation to Hawaii.
Teachers Slam Phonics Screening Check For 6 Year Olds
claiming it will 'C-on-f-use K-ids'.
Doctors At An NHS Funded Clinic
specialising in the treatment of Bulimia, have threatened to go on hunger strike today over pay and working conditions.
Boots Chemist To Launch its New 'Polite' Range
Boots have decided the time is right to combine its Make Up Section with its Drug Range. It will be known as Complementary Medicine .
The Hedonist Society is promulgating StomaSex for those who need to get a little extra on the side.
written by PP Rega, 21 June 2012