NRA To America: We Are Sane, Reasonable People
But if you try to take our guns we'll kill every last one of you.
written by manbrad, 20 December 2012
"Here's looking at yer kid!"
Queen's Christmas message will be in 3-D, thank god the old girl is not a nudist, that would have put me right off me Christmas Pudding!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 20 December 2012
Plebiscite on Plebs
The Government is organising a Plebiscite on whether Adrian Mitchell called the Police Plebs.
written by j.w., 20 December 2012
Rowan Williams Speaks About The Eternal Mystery Of The Christmas Story
'It is something that believers accept on faith,' said the Archbishop. 'It will, of course, remain an eternal mystery as to what Andrew Mitchell really said to police at the gates of Downing Street.'
written by Swan Morrison, 20 December 2012
Clinton on Clinton
Sources close to Bill Clinton say that he is very nervous about the old ball-and-chain quitting her job and being around the house more often.
He may even put in for a new post in poor old Thailand.
written by Paul Blake, 20 December 2012