Washington DC Man Finally Breaks his Silence on what he thought about the 5.8 Magnitude Earthquake that hit the City
The Washington DC man told frinds: "Just when the earthquake was getting fun, the fucker suddenly ended. It was so indicative of my sex life".
written by mikewadestr, 17 September 2011
US Gun Shops to Perform Body Searches on all People Entering their Stores
US Guns shops will now perform full body searches on anyone entering their shops. They will not do full body searches on customers exiting their shops on the fear that they may be shot by them.
written by mikewadestr, 17 September 2011
Spooks goes Downtown
Spy drama Spooks is sizing up Downtown Abbey as the latest hangout of terrorists plotting the downfall of all that is right and proper.
written by j.w., 17 September 2011
Woof
The dog's nuts, they're not all that great actually.
written by the edgy gerbil, 17 September 2011
Marketing Revelation
After many many years of carefull and clever marketing, I can at long last say that I CAN believe it's not butter.
written by the edgy gerbil, 17 September 2011
New cop drama to air
Writing has just been completed on the new BBC drama about two cops who solve crimes over the phone.
It's called Star Key and Hash.
written by the edgy gerbil, 17 September 2011
Bloody Vending Machines!!
I've just used the new vending machine at the office which was endorsed by Col. Gaddafi? The bloody thing won't give you change!
written by the edgy gerbil, 17 September 2011
Queen honours The Fonz
An award from the Queen for Henry Winkler?
Happy days.
written by the edgy gerbil, 17 September 2011
Wake me up before you crash crash
News reaches us that George Michael has bitten someone in North London. His victim has turned into a Whampire
written by the edgy gerbil, 17 September 2011
'Abduction' Book Hits The Shelves
Planet Mars resident Kulogug Yuategog has penned a new book in which he details his alleged abduction by humans.
written by Darwin, 17 September 2011
