Is She a Murderer?
In Virginia today, Mrs. Shirley Baxter, who went deer hunting with her husband, is very proud that she was able to shoot a fine buck as well as her husband.
written by IN SEINE, 12 September 2011
Sarah Palin Announces Will Not Enter Presidential Race
Sarah Palin announed in Iowa today she will not be seeking the GOP nomination for president. Citing the need to spend time with family and the inability to win as the main reasons she will not run.
written by Lola Heatherton, 12 September 2011
Serena Williams flashes her butt at umpire with her non-transparent knickers!
The US open womens final was full of thrills and spills, but not the tennis. Serena constantly swore at the umpire and then she flashed her butt at her too; it's huge and was well worth the point!
written by Jaggedone, 12 September 2011
New Met police chief Bernard Hogan Howe bans anagrams...
...after discovery his name becomes When Bad Gonorrhea or Ran Bondage Whore 'H'...
written by queen mudder, 12 September 2011
Amy's lesson for us all
It is thought Amy Winehouse probably died because she was withdrawn from alcohol use too quickly. So give me another drink.
Gaddafi's son in trouble
Sadi Gaddafi, Mummy's little boy, has been arrested for going to Niger. 'That word has been outlawed since the days of slavery' said an angry Obama.
Law & Orde
Law & Orde is being tipped to become top cop at the Met Police. 'With a name like that' said David Clogg 'he can't go wrong.'
Cameron to warn Russia
Cameron is to advise the Russians about series of blunders. 'From 1917' he is to tell Putin 'you have made a series of mistakes.' The Soviets will get a firm recommendation to 'pull their socks up'.
Bank Mix Up
Banks, who have been told to sort themselves out by 2019, have given to the information to a dyslexic employee who has told everyone to prepare for 2091.
Happy Feet Lost
Happy Feet, the lost Peguin who called in at New Zealand was fitted with a tracking device. The signals have ceased so he may have been eaten. A whale has been sending messages about a stomach ache.
Charles Barkley Needs To Put His Money Where His Big Mouth Is
Many feel that Charles "Big Mouth" Barkley should run for president as head of the very appropriately named Wind Bag Party.
Sarah Palin Shows Once Again Why She Is Known As "The Paris Hilton of Politics"
Sarah Palin was asked what she thought about solar panels. She quickly remarked that we already have way too many people serving on way too many panels.
The Computer Obviously Could Not Differentiate Between Genders
Dick Cheney's name was entered into the mate matching site called The Perfect Mate For You.Com and the name that came up as his perfect mate was Elton John.
Unemployment Affects Everyone
President Obama stated that unemployment is affecting everyone, even his family. He said his mother-in-law is one of the millions of unemployed people who are presently receiving food stamps.
Saadi Gadhafi Will Be Changing His Password
Saadi Gadhafi, son of former Libyan leader Colonel Moammar Gadhafi, is now in Niger. The young Gadhafi says he plans to change his name to Andrew Dice Clay and go into the Witness Protection Program.
The Stores Definitely Have Good Reason To Worry
The U.S. Treasury Department announced that they are considering doing away with one dollar bills. Instantly thousands of Dollar Stores throughout America were thrown into a panic.
Sarah Palin Insists That The Hacker Is Wrong
A hacker has reportedly hacked into Sarah Palin's Internet site and changed her last name from Palin to Plain. When asked why he did it, the unnamed hacker replied because the name fits her better.
Joe Biden Ain't No Gilligan
Vice-President Joe Biden was asked what he'd do if he found himself stranded on a remote island with Michele Bachmann. He shook his head and said he'd beat his head silly with a coconut.
The History Channel Is The Granddaddy of 'Em All
Due to the great success of The History Channel it has now spawned off two spinoffs; The Geography Channel and The Calculus Channel.
Michele "The Non-Military Mama" Bachmann Shows Her 'Stuff'
Michele Bachmann was asked if she had ever considered using a think tank. She grinned and remarked that she will use what ever weapon it takes to defeat the Taliban and Al Qaeda.
Romney's solution to Social Security: raise retirement age to life expectancy
Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney shared his Social Security rescue plan: "By slightly raising the retirement age from 67 to 78, we'd defer full payments just enough to make a difference."
written by Lyndon, 12 September 2011