Man Thrown Out Of Milton Keynes Islamic Fashion Shop
A man was forced to leave an Islamic fashion shop, Mosque Bros, in Milton Keynes today, after he tried to buy a bomber jacket.
written by IN SEINE, 05 October 2011
Scots invade Greece after hearing Greek wine is now only 50p a bottle!
The Scots well known for their boozing habits and tightfistedness have invaded Greece because the Greeks are flogging all their wines for 50p a bottle. Scotland was empty within 24 hours!
written by unknown
Cameron wants women ad
David Cameron would like to meet a woman who will hold his hand and smile when asked. Cat lovers not welcome
written by j.w., 05 October 2011
My wife approached
A sinister man approached my wife and offered her £100 to stand beside him at the Conservative Party Conference.
written by j.w., 05 October 2011
Herman Cain Knows How To Lure Some Voters
Herman Cain, who used to be the CEO of Godfather's Pizza, has said that if he is elected president he will provide free pizza to every member of the White House Secret Service.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 October 2011
Hey Hank Jr., You Better Put That Damn Bottle Down Dude
Friends of Hank Williams, Jr. are begging him to check himself into a rehab clinic after he called President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner the "Three Stooges."
written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 October 2011
The Truth About 92-Year-Old Andy Rooney
A 60 Minutes inside source said that 92-year-old Andy Rooney did not retire on his own but was fired for refusing to trim his ridiculously long eyebrows which were actually growing into his ears.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 October 2011
Gov. Chris Christie Just Says "No"
Gov. Chris Christie has decided not to run in 2012. An inside source says the New Jersey governor will lose millions of dollars in food endorsements that he had been offered.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 October 2011
