Historian, Oliver Gargh, has finally answered the age old question of what year they put on calendars in the BC era. "They used a different dating system," he said, pushing the problem further back.
written by IainB, 24 October 2011
Golliwog hanging in window causes race riots!
Suffolk, UK: A Golliwog hanging in a window has caused race riots in the area. The owner is an innocent Black & White Minstrel fan, but young coloured Brits thought she was a racist, the police too!
written by Jaggedone, 24 October 2011
The 1% Demand Refund
The 1% are demanding a 100% refund from the government. They claim that they are not getting their money's worth from the politicians they purchased.
written by alassandra2000, 24 October 2011
You Gotta Keep Your Eyes On Those Lobsters
The National Food Federation has just issued a warning that eating lobsters whose pincher's are blinking could be extremely harmful to your health.
Michele Bachmann Says That Herman Cain Is Not Playing Fair
Michele Bachmann says she is furious as she has just heard a rumor that the Herman Cain campaign lured away her New Hampshire political campaign staff with the promise of 'Free Pizzas.'
Lindsay "Lucky Lush" Lohan Has Finally Run Out of Chances
Lindsay Lohan will be coming out with a brand new perfume named Eau Du Why Am I So Mistreated.
Ron Paul - The Hair Apparent
Michele Bachmann told Ron Paul she's proud of her brand new short hairdo. He said he hopes she kept the receipt because to be honest it looks a little like Donald Trump's ugly ass hairdo.
Iraq rejoices at US troop withdrawal because of all the gays
Iraqis are overjoyed that U.S. troops are leaving. A country with 0% homosexuality, Iraqis aren't at all comfortable with the number gays who've come out after "Don't ask, don't tell" was repealed.
written by Lyndon, 24 October 2011