David Freese announces retirement, says he'll never top Game 6
After hitting a two-run triple in the 9th to tie the game and a game-winning homer in the 11th, David Freese, 28, has announced his retirement. Said Freese, "I ain't gonna top that so why bother?"
written by Lyndon, 28 October 2011
Rumsfeld 'pissed' at derisory auction bid for Saddam's buttock
"We were after his sorry ass for years and it cost us billions" he said.
written by pinxit, 28 October 2011
Bunga, bunga babe beds Balotelli!
One of Berlusconi's bunga, bunga babes called Raffaella is now bedding Balotelli. She claims it was his mohican hairstyle that did the trick not his large feet (or inches)!
written by unknown
Rick Perry Says That He Has To Get His Ducks In Order
Texas Governor Rick Perry said that he may have to start skipping some of the GOP presidential debates since they are really starting to cut into his 'prisoner executing' time.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 October 2011
A Few Occupy Wall Street Volunteers Are Needed
The Occupy Wall Street Protesters Movement asked for a dozen or so volunteers to go and protest in Honolulu, Hawaii. A total of 1,383 individuals immediately volunteered to go.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 October 2011
Happy Birthday Dear Hillary
Hillary Clinton recently turned 64, or 87 in Ron Paul years.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 October 2011
Rick Santorum Addresses The "Hairdo" Issue
Rick Santorum wants it known that the rumors going around that he would like to smell Michele Bachmann's hairdo are totally ridiculous. He says he's already been there - done that.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 October 2011
Ron Paul Tells "Fig" Newton Gingrich What He Can Do
Newt Gingrich stated that Ron Paul keeps flip-flopping on the issues of corporate taxes and health care. Paul in the tradition of Don Rickles told Gingrich to "Flip flop this!"
written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 October 2011
Michele Bachmann Thinks She Has Finally Cleared Up The "Gay Controversy"
Michele Bachmann told a crowd in Des Moines, Iowa, that its not that she hates gays, it's just that she just doesn't like them worth a darn.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 October 2011
Fishermen net a Nazi sea-mine!
Fishermen's spokesman Tommy Roe commented; "All the Nazi mines put together did less damage to the fishing industry than the Government of England has in the last ten years!"
written by Inchcock, 28 October 2011
200 people gather in Nottingham's Old Market Square
About 200 people gathered in the Old Market Square on Saturday to protest against cuts to disability benefits and services.
One of them had a job, and was grilled by the others as to how!
written by Inchcock, 28 October 2011
