Colonel Gaddafi's Last Words 'Don't Make Sense' Say Witnesses
Libyan leader calls for Frankie Cocozza to win X-Factor.
written by Nick Hobbs, 22 October 2011
Turmoil As X-Factor Viewing Figures Plummet
Fans turn off to watch paint dry instead.
written by Nick Hobbs, 22 October 2011
Bad Headline Number: 91
STADIUM AIR CONDITIONING FAILS - FANS PROTEST
written by IN SEINE, 22 October 2011
Cameron informed of Colonel Gaddafi's death by Evening Standard political editor!
Reassuring isn't it?
written by Inchcock, 22 October 2011
Nick Clegg says 'Lib-Dem supporters deserve to be listened to!'
As soon as we find any left, we'll let them know!
written by Inchcock, 22 October 2011
Deadly cucumbers from Mars...
Yes folks - finally we get to the bottom of the mystery! Martians, cleverly disguised as cucumbers, are now poised to kill us all and take over Planet Earth! Watch this space...
written by attilathehungry, 22 October 2011
The Honest-To-Goodness Ron "Honest Ron" Paul
Ron Paul, the oldest GOP candidate was asked if he ever makes use of the teleprompter. He got serious and replied, "Yes, I do, but ONLY once a year and that's during sex."
written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 October 2011
Six of One - Half Dozen of The Other
When Jon Huntsman was told that all of his supporters had defected over to the Ron Paul campaign he reportedly asked, "Dammit, all six of 'em?"
written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 October 2011
Michele Bachmann Is Just As Ditzy About Geography As Sarah "Snowflake" Palin Was
Michele Bachmann messed up by saying that Libya is not in Africa. She then said, "But gosh darnit guys, it's not like I said that Rhode Island is in China or that Idaho is in the U.S."
written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 October 2011
Herman Cain's Amazing "Gift" To Newt Gingrich
Newt Gingrich says Herman Cain would make a much better GOP presidential candidate than Mitt Romney, Rick Perry, or Michele Bachmann. He said the 500 free pizzas had nothing to do with his decision.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 October 2011
Rick Santorum Says He Will Bat From The Other Side If He Has To
Rick Santorum, trailing badly in the GOP race, is seriously thinking about replacing his present campaign manager with a gay campaign manager so that he can get the gay San Francisco vote.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 October 2011
Famous Last Words
"They'll never find us down here." - Gaddafi.
written by Skoob1999, 22 October 2011
