Small North London Football Club Can't Believe Their Luck!
Local paper headline says 'Rooney Signs Up For New Barnet'.
written by pinxit, 06 June 2011
British Get Taken....for fools?
Police abandon investigation re. TV talent show as they suspect publicity stunt. No convincing reason offered yet about how the makers of a show with millions of viewers could gain from such a stunt!
written by Tommy Twinkle, 06 June 2011
Royal Wedding dress to go on display
Kate Middleton's wedding dress will be displayed at Buckingham Palace this November. The delay is due to some "particularly stubborn stains", said one exhausted royal washing-woman.
written by MonkeyInTheBath, 06 June 2011
For Those Who Baldly Go…
Foul-mouthed footballer, Wayne Rooney has had a hair transplant with Kevin Keegan in the hopes that he will be able to score more goals next season. It is expected to be a permanent fixture.
written by IN SEINE, 06 June 2011
Welsh Wizard proves that Welshmen are not just sheep-shaggers!
A Welsh Wizard called Bryan Briggs (name changed for legal reason and he doesn't kick balls) has saved the reputation of all Welshmen by not shagging sheep, he shagged his sister in law instead, Boyo!
written by unknown
Glass Topped Coffins - will they ever be popular?
Remains to be seen.
written by kinderegg7, 06 June 2011
Sarah Palin: North Dakota, South Dakota?
Sarah Palin was asked if her National Bus Tour would be taking her to South Dakota. She thought for a second and replied, "Yes, if that's the Dakota that's on top.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 June 2011
Donald Trump Will Not Be Riding The Rides - Thank You
Disneyland has announced that it is banning Donald Trump from attending their amusement parks. A spokesperson said that they are afraid his silly-ass hairdo could traumatize some of the younger kids.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 June 2011
Meat Loaf Cries Way, Way Too Darn Much!
Rock and roll icon Meat Loaf wants to set the record straight. While he was visiting the Statue of Liberty recently he did not slip on his tears. He pointed out that he slipped on dog pee.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 June 2011
Anthony Weiner Has Two Left...Feet
Executives for Dancing With The Stars have stated that they want to kill the horrible rumors that Congressman Anthony Weiner will be appearing on next years show.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 June 2011
Sleepless In Mississippi
In an attempt to get some sleep, Mississippi woman Trudy Mitchell, corked her husband's ass to quiet things down. Unfortunately, she lost her left eye when the plan backfired.
written by Young American Wisdom, 06 June 2011
New Gig For Brucie
Veteran entertainer Bruce Forsyth is setting out on a new career as a frontman for a popular internet search engine for cattle and sheep sales.
He's to be the new face of Comperethemarket.com
written by grimbo, 06 June 2011
