Report: U.S. Schools Turning Out Bumbling Incompetents
The report concludes that the future supply of politicians is assured.
written by manbrad, 04 August 2011
Michelle Obama: President Is Not Having "A Pizza" Party for B-Day
First Lady says, "It's an 'AppeaseMENT' party."
written by manbrad, 04 August 2011
Bloody Tower
Headless Ghosts from the Bloody Past have emerged from the walls of the Tower of London and eaten the heads off Ravens cavorting in the cells.
written by j.w., 04 August 2011
Thinking the Unthinkable
Osborne to Cameron: 'How long before we call in Gordon Brown to help us sort out the economic crisis?'
written by j.w., 04 August 2011
Shell give Dyson contract to suck up its mess in Nigeria!
Oil giant Shell have given vacuum cleaner giant Dyson a contract to suck up its filthy mess in Nigeria. Nigerians would have preferred compensation, but Shell prefer to suck them dry, being Dutch (?)
written by unknown
New Gene Found
Today in London University Hospital, scientists have discovered a gene for shyness. They would have found it earlier, but it was hiding behind some other genes.
written by IN SEINE, 04 August 2011
New drug to give semi colons fuller erections
Semi colons now promise to take 'more control' of sentences
written by Indy87, 04 August 2011
Republicans Will Come To Obama's 50th Birthday After Compromise Is Reached
President will give Republicans gifts, not allow any of his supporters to come. "Now will you like me?" whimpers birthday boy.
written by manbrad, 04 August 2011
The Goats, Sheep, and Chickens Can Stay
Authorities in Pensacola, Florida have demanded that a Petting Zoo owner remove a full grown crocodile from the Petting Zoo premises immediately.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 August 2011
How About Something In A Size 7 Gargonzola?
A Wisconsin inventor has come up with a pair of shoes made entirely out of cheese. He says they are perfect for people who have a habit of putting their foot in their mouth.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 August 2011
Harold Camping Is Not A Very Happy Camper
Harold Camping says that he's so sick and tired of people making fun of the fact that his end of world predictions have all been wrong that he's decided that he'll just stop making them (so there!).
written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 August 2011
The Players Take 52
Las Vegas has just come out with a new casino card game. It is called The Debt Deal - you just keep dealing the cards and let the players fight each other over the cards.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 August 2011
2012 Democratic Presidential Campaign Begins
Democratic Party left wingers accuse Republicans who won't eat a black spotted banana of being racist, homophobic and anti-Hispanic (Chiquita)!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 August 2011
Smells Bad in Any Case
Rabid environmentalists ask people not to cut the cheese this week so as to reduce their overall carbon footprint. Oops that should be "not to eat cheese!"
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 August 2011
Hidden Chemical Regulation Agenda
Purported safety group (rabid environmentalists) rating child car seats find too many chemicals in seat materials. No report as to the safety aspect of the seats, but ask EPA for new regulations!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 August 2011
Poster Child for US Senate Term limits
President Biden calls Tea Party supporters terrorists. The American people call VP Biden incompetent, a bumbler, foot in mouth Joe and wonder how he got where he is!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 August 2011
President Obama to Focus on Jobs
LONE RANGER: President Obama to focus on jobs. TONTO: The only job President Obama is focused on is keeping his own in 2012, but still speaks with forked tongue!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 August 2011
