Spot the CSI agents....
Oh! Could they be the ones with the curly white cords tucked behind their ears, wearing sunglasses inside the mall and talking into their sleeves?
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Stoned wallabies creating crop circles are actually stoned aliens!
It seems that the crop circles supposedly created by stoned wallabies in Aussie were actually stoned aliens cloned as wallabies and dancing a perfect circle Aborigine rain dance, high has kytes!
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Traffic brought to a halt during rush-hour on Yonge Street, Toronto
Chicken seen crossing road. No-one knows WHY!
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Kenmore recalling all 12" diameter stainless steel sieves
Sieves -serial no.243569A can be returned to your nearest Sears store for immediate refund.Kenmore spokesman, Ivan R. Don said "A checker noticed there were 4 too many holes in that particular batch"
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Tip for Writers with Writers' Block
Always remember when you are struggling for ideas for stories - there is always someone out there wrorse off than you......ME!
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Willie "The High Living" Nelson Can Still Carry A Tune
Country music legend Willie Nelson, who is 78, has agreed to host a game show called "Okay So Who Wants To Learn How To Get Away With Smoking Marijuana On A Band Bus?"
written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 August 2011
So What Two Things Does Michele Bachmann Have That Sarah Palin Doesn't?
Michele Bachmann says she's the only real woman in the GOP Race. She said Sarah Palin has been so busy hunting and shooting moose, elk, caribou, and elk that both of her ovaries have fallen out.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 August 2011
The Show Kinda Based On Another Show Kinda
Kirstie Alley has signed on to appear on a reality show about contestants trying to guess what big overweight famous people weigh. The show is called, They Weigh What?
written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 August 2011
Marcus "The Homophobic" Bachmann Needs To Get A Real Job
Well Michele Bachmann has finally found the cause of her migraine headaches...it's her husband Marcus Bachmann.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 August 2011
Caleb Followill Has Sure Messed It Up Big Time For His Bandmates
Due to excessive drinking the lead singer with the Kings of Leon has been banned in 6 states. He put down his beer bottle and said "That's okay we can still play in the other ah...24 states."
written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 August 2011
Canada's Illegal Alien Problem Is Getting Worse
Canada reports the illegal alien situation is getting worse. Authorities in Quebec say that due to global warming they are seeing a big increase in Eskimos trying to sneak into Canada from Alaska.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 August 2011
Ron Paul Explains The Truth About The Gay Barbarians
Ron Paul wants to correct Michele Bachmann's husband Marcus who said all gays are barbarians. Paul said some gays are actually non-nomadic and do not travel about like the original barbarians did.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 August 2011
Donald Trump Knows A Lot About Cover Girl, Maybelline, and Revlon
Gary Busey has revealed that when he appeared on Celebrity Apprentice last season he noticed that Donald Trump wears more makeup on his face than any of the female celebrities.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 August 2011
The Tea Parties 'Wants'
Everything the Tea Party wants...is NOT enough.
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