Prince Harry Dumps His Girlfriend
Prince Harry has announced that he has dumped his girlfriend so that he can concentrate more on his chopper.
written by IN SEINE, 16 August 2011
Shell Sales Zoom in Tibet
After a Buddist Monk set himself on fire the Dali Lama said,"Shell is the cleanest burning fuel"
Shell's Lhasa office confirm they are running their old ad.
GO WELL GO SHELL
written by BobBush, 16 August 2011
Numerous Injuries at El Paso Amigo Air Show
Several spectators were injured during a frenzied stampede today at the El Paso Air Show. Witness report the crowd became unruly when after several hours there were no plane crashes or tragedies.
written by Lola Heatherton, 16 August 2011
Ancient rockers AC/DC launch their own wine, Hells Bells!
"Moneytalks" as ancient rock band, AC/DC launch their own brand of Aussie wine. For wine connoiseurs it's a "Highway to Hell" and for the rest of us it's a "Whole lot of Rosé"!
written by unknown
Go Back to your roots!
Who Do You Think You Are? TV programme have caused uproar by suggesting that a contributor should go back to their riots. This unfortunate midprint has upset a Police Chief due to appear.
written by j.w., 16 August 2011
Europe in Trouble
An economic meltdown in in Europe is feared as the Butter Mountain begins to feel the heat.
written by j.w., 16 August 2011
Too much TV will shorten your life
Transvestites have been warned that cross dressing will shorten their lives, research published in Hello magazine reveals.
written by j.w., 16 August 2011
Mightier than the sword
After being castrated, John Thomas of Penistone in Derbyshire admits that the sword is mightier than the penis. "Damn these old wive's tales," he said from his hospital bed.
written by IainB, 16 August 2011
Exam Results
At the fifteenth time of asking, Ron Jeremy has finally got his French Oral. "It was hard," he said. "Tricky to get your tongue round some of the more lengthy sections."
written by IainB, 16 August 2011
