Millwall fans defend Eltham.
They are patrolling the streets singing "no one loots us we don't care"
written by Rebel Not Taken, 10 August 2011
The People of Iowa Have A Damn Good Question
The Republican Iowa Straw Poll is right around the corner and the number one question on the minds of most Iowa voters is, "Damn, are those the only choices we get?"
written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 August 2011
Timothy Geithner - The Man With Lots of Coffee Breaks
The United States Secretary of the Treasury Timothy Geithner has the easiest job in the world. He just sits around all day staring at an empty cash register.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 August 2011
Gosh, It's Too Bad Money Does Not Grow On Trees
Well it's official. America's credit rating is now even worse than Bernie Madoff's.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 August 2011
The Name Change Is A Whole Lot More Accurate
Standard & Poors, the independent financial investment analysts, in a move to become more politically correct will be changing their name to Poor & Poorer.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 August 2011
Rio Ferdinand to address the nation on Twitter.
Kick Off 19.45 (Sky Sports 1HD)
written by Rebel Not Taken, 10 August 2011
Captured UK rioters to be sent to Somalia for 3 months hard labour
Any UK thugs, rioters, looters caught will immediatley be shipped off to Somalian refugee camps for 3 months hard labour; this is not a true story just a Utopian dream from Jaggedone!
written by unknown
Rioting To Be Introduced as a Sport in 2012 Olympics
Olympic organizers in London have decided, upon the police not being able to effectively control the youth in the UK, to just have rioting be an Olympic sport.
written by Ellie James, 10 August 2011
