President Obama Hires A&E's Billy the Exterminator
yep, you guessed it--to get rid of the vermin on Wall Street.
written by Charpa93, 27 April 2010
Labour Votes Crash on the News that
Gordon Brown announces he will quit if he is not "re-elected"
Iconic Hollywood sign saved by Heffner
Soft Porn Czar Hugh Hefner donates funds to save the sign overlooking Tinseltown with a caveat: a y was added making the new symbol of glittz and glamour: HOLLYWOODY!
written by Cuff, 27 April 2010
Classifieds - Cat
For sale, a tabby cat, female. Answers to the name Leo, a little aggressive. It has eaten my guinea pig, the dog and my wife. I really miss that guinea pig. £50 or nearest offer.
Classifieds - Compass
For Sale: antique compass, once belonged to Christopher Columbus. Not surprised he got lost, no matter which way I turn it, the arrow always points in one direction, hence £1.
This year's orienteering conference will be held at 102º11º34º. Just by the dead tree.
Technician admits to parlor games - he and others put their finger-prints on Spirit and Opportunity - just removed a glove when no one was looking, and YAM BAM - it literally went to Mars.
'What Life Without Sex Looks Like'
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Simon Cowell to miss Britain's got talent auditions
Simon Cowell is to miss the Britain's Got Talent first round auditions next year, as many people reckon he would not get past the first round.
Nudists from all over country go to Flat Holm Island
Nudists from all over the Country went to Flat Holm Island, in the Bristol Channel, yesterday but Katie Price, and Dolly Parton, were told they would not be allowed in Flat Holm.
Owen left on his Own
Take That, star Mark Owen, went shopping for two hours yesterday on his own.
The Black Eyed Peas
The Black Eyed Peas claim they are more popular than Mr Bean.
Mr Bean was asked about this as he left a public toilet in London saying "I have just been for a pee.
Former Death Row Scot Richey is now Richy
Former Death row Scot Kenny Richey has inherited a share in an oil field and is now very richy.
Jack Tweed says Goody
Jack Tweed said Goody when he was cleared of rape at
East London's Snaresbrook Crown Court.
Nicklas Bendtner claims he is one of the best strikers
Footballer Nicklas Bendtner, claims he is one of the Worlds best strikers but former Miner, Ian Smith claims that during 1984-5 the miners strike he was one of the best strikers in the World.
Jesse James said he would like to shoot his wife in next Movie
Jesse James said today that he would like to shoot his wife Sandra Bullock in her next Movie. "I have always wanted to get behind the camera" he said.
Nick Clegg Will Welcome Aliens If Elected - The Sun/The Telegraph/The Daily Mail/The Daily Express etc...
Despite warnings from Stephen Hawking that aliens will destroy everything and take our brave boys jobs, loony liberal Clegg is planning to let them eat our children as part of his immigration policy.
written by Ron Smith, 27 April 2010
Timmy Mallet asked to leave library
It's reported, his clothes were far too loud.
written by Bandersnatch, 27 April 2010
Peppa Pig is withdrawn from Labour's election campaign
Peppa Pig is to withdraw from the Labour Party's 2010 Election campaign because she may cause offence to Muslims. However, she may be filming for an episode of Southpark
written by IN SEINE, 27 April 2010