Muslim clerics in Kenya ban live TV showing of the World Cup!
Muslim clerics in Kenya have banned the World Cup from being shown in public because Allah has told them footy is like porno and should only be watched in private!
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IPL (it's cricket in India) is corrupt and they admit it!
The chairman of the IPL in a public statement has admitted "we are all corrupt bastards" there were no shock waves after the outing just millions of duped cricket fans screaming, HOWZAT!
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Who Do I See Around Here About
adding an extension to the corporate ladder?
written by Charpa93, 26 April 2010
Who Do I See Around Here About
adding a little height to my soapbox?
written by Charpa93, 26 April 2010
Labour Go Cap in Hand to Greeks
Chancellor Alistair Darling has announced the Labour government is seeking a multi-billion euro loan from Greece.
written by parveen liddy, 26 April 2010
People Protest New Arizona Immigration Laws
Arizona ACLU rushes to represent wetbacks in court.
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People Protest New Arizona Immigration Laws
Funny, but no U.S. Citizen with a good job that actually pays taxes seems to be among the protestors.
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People Protest New Arizona Immigration Laws
Birth certificate-less Obama could never be elected President in Arizona
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People Protest New Arizona Immigration Laws
Illegal Immigrants say that they will be victims of racial profiling.
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People Protest New Arizona Immigration Laws
Illegal immigrants believe that they are being unfairly targeted by laws against illegal immigration.
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Murray: New Raquet
Andy Murray will use a 3ft a square tennis raquet at Wimbledon this year in an attempt to compensate for his loss of form.
written by parveen liddy, 26 April 2010
Burns Horror in Hamburg Bike Show
German trick motorcylist Hans Learman suffered severe buttock burns last night when he applied his bottom to his machine's exhaust in a part of his show entitled 'Blowing It Out Von's Arse.'
written by parveen liddy, 26 April 2010
Lib Dems in Cheese Vow
Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg has announced he will begin cheese mining operations on the moon if he wins the election.
written by parveen liddy, 26 April 2010
Blair: dramatic break-out
Tony Blair has broken out of Gordon Brown's cellar and claims he will hold John Prescott hostage until the Labour Party allow him to campaign in the election.
written by parveen liddy, 26 April 2010
Bernie Nolan vows to beat breast cancer
Next single will be 'I'm In the Mood for Lancing'.
written by Bandersnatch, 26 April 2010
Dr Who are you?
Dr Who is to appear in the television programme Who Do You Think You Are.
written by SPECTRUM, 26 April 2010
Superboy gets diarrhoea
Superboy was today suffering from diarrhoea and his home town has been changed from Smallville to Smellville.
written by SPECTRUM, 26 April 2010
Judge Judy Claims Brown is Bonkers
Judge Judy watched the so called leaders debate and said why are you even holding an election this guy Brown is Bonkers kick him out now.
written by SPECTRUM, 26 April 2010
Humans will all be exterminated
It used to be the Daleks, that said that humans will all be exterminated, but now Stephen Hawking, is warning us that if we contact Aliens we could all be exterminated.
written by SPECTRUM, 26 April 2010
Dawn French needed a Jumbo Jet
Dawn French arrived back from a holiday in the Caribean
yesterday looking bigger than fatter than ever as she stepped of a Jumbo Jet.
written by SPECTRUM, 26 April 2010
Bullfighter is gored
After a bullfighter was gored in a bullfight in Mexico
the Bull has been named AL GORE.
written by SPECTRUM, 26 April 2010
Brown voted weakest link
After two leaders debate broadcasts Gordon Brown, has finished last both times making him the weakest link
unfortunately we have to wait until May the sixth to say
You are the weakest link Goodbye.
written by SPECTRUM, 26 April 2010
Leaders Debate to be Renamed
After two round of the boring Leaders Debate, it is to be
renamed Britain Lacks Talent.
written by SPECTRUM, 26 April 2010
Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie
Animal rights group stages a demonstration in protest.
written by Gail Farrelly, 26 April 2010
'Two ships passing in the night'
Princess Beatrice and hyperfast missile technology
written by Tcoah, 26 April 2010
"Greece still lacks a credible plan for repaying its 300 billion debt"
Greece will default. How's zat for a plan.
written by Tcoah, 26 April 2010
NBA Donates
The NBA at a recent meeting, unanimously agreed that all players would refrain from getting more tattoos until 2011, and the 3.4 million dollars saved would be donated to charity.
written by Spicewood, 26 April 2010
