Clapper plus Crapper is an Ass Zapper
Dan Dapper's Granmammy T. Rapper Dapper the ex-Flapper Lapper activated her Clapper sittin on da Crapper and flushed her Dapper ass away. Da Dapper Flapper Funeral Capper is music by Frank Zapper.
written by Stump Parrish, 25 April 2010
Cargo Fleet woman ALMOST got GCSE
Takwana Smith, of Cargo Fleet, famous for boycotting Iceland shops after the recent volcanic eruption, said she ALMOST got a GCSE but her pencil broke.
written by unknown
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside a dog it's too dark to read.
written by Stump Parrish, 25 April 2010
Bad headline number 49
Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted
written by IN SEINE, 25 April 2010
Bad headline number 60:
U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation
written by IN SEINE, 25 April 2010
Bad headline number 57:
Strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while
written by IN SEINE, 25 April 2010
TeaBaggers Vow To Stop Another Obama Movement
During a cabinet meeting this morning President Obama excused himself for a visit to the crapper. Joe Watson R, SC hollered, you sh*t?. Teabaggers took up the cry stating we've had enough Obama crap
written by Stump Parrish, 25 April 2010
AIP Reporter Stump Parrish Kidnapped, Ransom terms announced
AIP's crack, head reporter, Stump Parrish was kidnapped from his lalaland penthouse today. Kidnappers have demanded that spoof readers offer 150 positive votes on his stories or they will release him.
written by Stump Parrish, 25 April 2010
There's a new dishy Mayor FOR?
Windsor or Windsur or Windsir - depending on local dialect and how much they had to drink. Reminds me of Baaaaaath ... that place outsiders know as Bath.
written by Tcoah, 25 April 2010
A new diet for Victoria Beckam
Victoria Beckham is to demand SEX 10 times a night. Not always with the same Knight David Said "Victoria was always looking for new ways to keep her self thin maybe this is the answer"
written by stantheman, 25 April 2010
President Obama caught Shuckin' and jiving'
President Obama was caught Shuck-in' and jiving' late last night in the south side of Chicago. Not much else to say about this, this story speaks for itself, I guess the stress is getting to him
written by Frog-rotta, 25 April 2010
Stevie Wonder 'in shock' at latest revelation
Stevie Wonder in shock following his PA's revelation.
Stevie said, "What do you mean I'M BLACK?"
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The Pope refuses to come to the UK because of a condom being issued called Benedict!
The Pope has cancelled his visit to the UK because of a condom called Benedict and feels his priests are being discriminated against because they don't need them during sex with choir-boys!
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Annual gathering of global LOONIES takes place, the London Marathon!
The London marathon has nothing to do with athletics, skinny Africans win it anyway and the rest of the Loonies just run to prove that England is the epi-centre of LOONINESS, blaggards and show-offs!
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Bad headline number 55:
Kleptomaniac takes something for condition
written by IN SEINE, 25 April 2010
Bad headline number 54:
Stadium air conditioning fails - fans protest
written by IN SEINE, 25 April 2010
Arizona Immigration Notice
In an effort control the use profiling while enforcing Arizona's new Immigrant Law, officers have been instructed to arrest anyone found outside their homes between the hours of 12:01 AM and 1159 PM
written by Stump Parrish, 25 April 2010
Image of Jesus Appears in NYC Central Park.
Hordes of religious pilgrims flocked to Central Park today to see an image of Jesus that has appeared in a homeless guy's crap. Some waited 8 hrs to file thru the public toilet and murmur, Holy Shit
written by Stump Parrish, 25 April 2010
'750 ways to screw up'
But just one way to really screw up: vote Gordon Brown back in.
written by Tcoah, 25 April 2010
Who Do I See Around Here About
basking in the glow of someone else's success for lack of my own?
written by Charpa93, 25 April 2010
"There's a story in this somewhere"
but sadly no common sense whatsoever in Gordon Brown's 'destruction of everything' and 'then sum'.
written by Tcoah, 25 April 2010
As "hardware" is to computing as
hot alkaline hydrolysis is to protein degradation.
written by Tcoah, 25 April 2010
"50,000 balloons"
about the number of excuses Gordon Brown has for the burgeoning bludgeoning gudgeoning budget deficit
written by Tcoah, 25 April 2010
If a dog barks, look outside
If Gordon Brown wins the election, 'run for your life'.
written by Tcoah, 25 April 2010
