Just get real
UK Parliament TV debates. No questions from Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland? All debates held in England. No wonder old England is dying. Where is the democracy?
written by Nae mair crap, 22 April 2010
Brown, Cameron and Clegg on Getting Real
Lord Pearson of Rannoch, failed Tory and now UKIP, Scottish estate and £3.5m London home. Flipping the mortgage netted him over £270,000 tax free. Get Real leaders. When will he repay this money?
written by Nae mair crap, 22 April 2010
Nick Clegg on Getting Real
The LibDems will make immigrants move into specific towns and cities in the UK. Get Real Nick
written by Nae mair crap, 22 April 2010
Gordon Brown on Getting Real
A UK Prime Minister tells an 84 year old audience member what he would do with her pension in 2016. Gordon Get Real
written by Nae mair crap, 22 April 2010
Suffering
A patient reports suffering from headeaches while menstrating on the top of her head.
written by Spicewood, 22 April 2010
TV Viewers Switch Over
Millions switch from Leaders Debate to Atletico Madrid v Liverpool. Then hurriedly switch back.
written by Skoob1999, 22 April 2010
Great Conservative Giveaway
A free jar of Marmite for anyone not voting for the BNP.
written by Skoob1999, 22 April 2010
Countdown To The Leaders Debate
Easily confused with The Muppet Show
written by Skoob1999, 22 April 2010
Nick Clegg Denies Cash For Questions Allegations
States that he never appeared on Bullseye with Jim Bowen.
written by Skoob1999, 22 April 2010
Bureau - Back to Work NOW!
Lowton claims Snippet section going to hell in a handcart while you're off lazing around.
written by Skoob1999, 22 April 2010
Jenna Jameson's Husband Files Complaint
Claims she refuses to mix work and pleasure.
written by Skoob1999, 22 April 2010
Teabaggers Protest Earth Day!
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Tea Party Members gathered today to protest Earth Day which they fear will help Obama ban public fishing and take away their jobs.
written by Cal Jennings, 22 April 2010
Leonard Nimoy announces he is 'reborn' c/o the Genesis program - trekkie fans THRILLED!
"I want to have kids, lots of them, the more aliens in my home the better." I want to make a new Star Trek movie, I will direct and star in it.
written by Tcoah, 22 April 2010
Liberal coating of volcanic ash grounds Labour's ambitions
"Lord Mandelson shields Nick Clegg from scrutiny in sign that Labour has accepted it can't stay in power absent confabulation with the Lib-Dems."
written by Tcoah, 22 April 2010
Something in the water ...
"Eight-times-married Larry King 'didn't object to wife being unfaithful because he was sleeping with her sister'."
written by Tcoah, 22 April 2010
'Turns out ... '
When Gordon Brown says he wants to get everyone stranded home - what he really means is get every Labour registered voter/member home before the elections.
written by Tcoah, 22 April 2010
"Cameron admits TV debate is 'make-or-break'"
Is Cameron worried that his own party will break his legs?
written by Tcoah, 22 April 2010
Clegg has "delusions of grandeur"?
Really? Because Clegg will probably in all likelyhood possible be the "King Maker" post May 5th. (Morphed from a Red Dwarf line).
written by Tcoah, 22 April 2010
Well Hung
Well Hung Parliament after May 5th => impotent UK economy from May 5th.
written by Tcoah, 22 April 2010
Clegg lacks 'Third Eye"
From being compared to Winston Churchill a mere week ago to being villified on every street corner, Clegg remains cool and says he will be "King Maker" on election day.
written by Tcoah, 22 April 2010
Bambino Crime Family Jailed
Egg throwing stereo stealing crime syndicate headed by seven y.o. Hoody Wank jailed as precaution. Held until after the general election after which they will be released to terrorize us
written by Cuff, 22 April 2010
Famous Brit Flees Extradition From Art Scandal
Art Museum Curator Mr. Bean has fled to Somalia in order to flee extradition in the robbery of the famous American Painting 'Whistler's Mother'.
written by Cuff, 22 April 2010
Belgian Government Collapses
Following a heavy lunchtime session on Duvel, Cantillon, Orval and Leffe, the entire Belgian Government collapsed in the street. The party was well and truly over.
written by Earl Grey, 22 April 2010
Thatcher says "vote Lib Dem"
Lib Dem popularity still surging, as even ex-PM Maggie gives support. Nick Clegg says, 'this is nothing but Tory dirty tricks; a desperate ploy to throw dirt at the Lib Dems'.
written by Fergie73, 22 April 2010
Nirvana
With all my depraved acts, some say I'm living in sin.
I say I'm living without regret.
written by Coops, 22 April 2010
Ann Coulter wins Velociraptor look alike awards
The third annual Velociraptor look alike awards where held last night in California , there where no surprises Ann Coulter won again. She was very emotional and said UUUUURRRRRAAARRRAUURRRRAARYURRRRR
written by Frog-rotta, 22 April 2010
