Man Crawls Out From Under Rock
Wonders who the hell Glenn Beck thinks he is?
written by Charpa93, 21 April 2010
French Unveil New Flag
The new French flag was unveiled today. The new flag is made up of four colours: red, white, blue and brown. The "tricoloure et merde" represents the new, modern France.
written by Earl Grey, 21 April 2010
Sarkozy Issues Compromise on Burkas
French President Nicolas Sarkozi bows to public scrutiny on issue of Muslim women covering their faces in public. Sarkozy says now only the ugly women must wear veils.
written by Cuff, 21 April 2010
Politician Hits Egg!
David Cameron shocked the people of Cornwall with a savage attack on an egg. He head butted the egg, causing it to smash to pieces. One observer said "He had this mad look in his eyes"
written by Earl Grey, 21 April 2010
T-shirts we would love to see
'The Democrat Congress went on a 3 trillion dollar shopping spree and all I got was this T-shirt which was made in China'
written by Cuff, 21 April 2010
Indian "Sex Guru" arrested for being obscene, he only wanted a bit of EARTHLY pleasure!
Indian Guru, Nithyananda Swami has been arrested for being OBSCENE and having a "bit of earthly pleasure" with two bimbo's. India allows under-age prostitutes and their PIMPS are regarded as CLEAN!
written by unknown
Old Chinese Proverb
He who goes to bed with itchy bottom wakes up with brown finger.
written by Coops, 21 April 2010
Stevie Nicks in Courtroom Minge Battle
Fleetwood Mac star Stevie Nicks is to trademark her vagina after she claims Gordon' Brown's plastic surgeon used it as the model for the Prime Minister's face.
written by parveen liddy, 21 April 2010
New Fire Regulations
All public facilities are required to replace expensive CO2 extinguishers with the more cost effective 2litre Coke bottles. Pepsi files suit immediately.
written by Cuff, 21 April 2010
'This is how it's going to go down"
Nick Clegg wins, UK joins the Euro, the Euro continues to collapse, UK slips anchor and drifts off into a ruby red sunset c/o the next ash cloud.
written by Tcoah, 21 April 2010
Skydiver's "Clever Manouevres" - "say no more, say no more"
"Skydiver who couldn't pull her ripcord saved by fellow jumper's 'clever manouevres'."
written by Tcoah, 21 April 2010
From WAG with Love
Uncompetitive Welsh economy 25.5% below the UK average; high unemployment; and an insular 'we know best' Welsh Assembly Government wrapped up in Cardiff bubblegum.
written by Tcoah, 21 April 2010
Confucius say:
Steeplejack with temper will end up blowing his stack.
written by Bandersnatch, 21 April 2010
Foie Gras
Disproving what's good for the goose is good for the gander.
written by Coops, 21 April 2010
I believe my son is too right wing and could get in trouble.
I'll play him more central next game.
written by Coops, 21 April 2010
