Clegg Declares Love Affair with America is Over!
PM hopeful cites the sudden rise of world wide opinion of the US is a direct result of the ended affair. Obama agrees saying that Britain isn't bending over and asking to be spanked like a dog anymore
written by Cuff, 20 April 2010
Dyslectic Geneticist Creates New Species
DR. Dumbshitski of Genome Society tried to emulate success of sheep-pig which tastes like pork but grows wool. However, the pig-sheep he developed is hairless, has a curly tail and tastes like crap.
written by Cuff, 20 April 2010
Donald Rumsfeld eaten alive today by freed Abu Ghraib prisoners
Breaking news: Donald Rumsfeild was eaten alive today by freed Abu Ghraib prisoners...they said he tasted like chicken.
written by Frog-rotta, 20 April 2010
Snippet King Releases Statement
"Thanks to all concerned, but I am not currently recovering from a vasectomy." :- Bureau
written by Skoob1999, 20 April 2010
Loony Iranian cleric blames promiscuous females for Iranian earthquakes
A total NUTTY cleric in Iran has accused young Iranian females of flashing their hairy armpits at horny young males, making them WANK so heavily that they cause earth tremors and quakes, WANK ON!
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23rd James Bond delayed because of the recession and Austin Powers salary demands!
Daniel Craig cracked his nuts and MGM booted him out replacing him with Austin Powers, when confronted with a GAY/LESBIAN sex scene with a SUPER-TRANNY he also stuck up his GOLD-middle-FINGER!
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New iPhone App released
A special P45 app has been released for engineers who go drinking and forget their latest technology
written by Earl Grey, 20 April 2010
Binge Drinking Latest
Scientists claim binge drinkers are "drinking in the last chance saloon"
written by Earl Grey, 20 April 2010
Food Fight in School Cafeteria Escalates
Servers at Obama Elementary served cheese sandwiches in response to food fight to no avail. Now students must read 12,567 page Health Care Bill in order to be served.
written by Cuff, 20 April 2010
"Obama plays more golf than Bush".
So what?
I play more football than a tree.
written by Coops, 20 April 2010
There's been a huge Power cut in China.
The Energy Minster said "No Likey, No Lighty"
written by Bandersnatch, 20 April 2010
"... Did we Land on the Moon?"
Absolutely, "we" took off from Earth then came back again to land on the Moon's moon (Earth).
written by Tcoah, 20 April 2010
Iran plans technical jump
Jump to 'Helium 3' powered fusion bombs - the Iranians are determined to extract He(3) isotope from methane gas supplies (present in minute quantities) - 'I kid u not'
written by Tcoah, 20 April 2010
Predict the future
"You can always predict the future, if you wait to see what happens."
Yogi Berra
written by C. Cranium, 20 April 2010
Vice President Joe Biden To Appear On The View
Rush Limbaugh insists that he won't watch the show that day (I guess he's stuck with The Price is Right).
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Vice President Joe Biden To Appear On The View
Guess he got tired of dealing with a permanently PMS'ing Nancy Pelosi and wanted to be around calmer menopausal women.
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Vice President Joe Biden To Appear On The View
He's really just doing it for the time in the make-up chair.
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Vice President Joe Biden To Appear On The View
Sarah Palin demands equal time... to share her moose stew recipe.
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Vice President Joe Biden To Appear On The View
His man boobs just might be the biggest ones on the whole set.
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