John Terry "I know nossing".
John Terry told reporters he never knew about his dad's involvement with drugs. He'd wondered where all the money came from, but believed his dad when he said he was moonlighting as a male escort.
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Lorry carrying Thesauruses crashes in Cambridge
A lorry carrying thousands of Thesauruses has crashed and spilt its load on a busy High Street in Cambridge, Eyewitnesses are said to be; Shocked, amazed, flabbergasted, stunned and startled.
written by Theo Di Caprio, 13 April 2010
"Sign of the Times"?
Democrat demonstrator's sign at Palin for President meeting: Give me an "F" a "U" a "C" and a "K" then an "O" then an "F" then another "F"
written by Tcoah, 13 April 2010
The next UK Parliament will likely not have a clear winner
and will be either hung or well-hung.
written by Tcoah, 13 April 2010
Westminster walls tremble as The Spoof announces, "we'll fight the election!"
Britains established political parties are shaking in their boots as The Spoof announce, "we'll fight them on the beaches, in the toilets (mens and womens), in the pubs and on our backs, pissed!"
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Hooray
I think my neighbours divorce has come through, I just saw him outside dancing with the postman.
written by p.doff, 13 April 2010
Gordon Brown's 'realistic' manifesto (continued)
School nurse in Harry Potter to replace entire NHS.
written by Tcoah, 13 April 2010
Scottish Nationalists Manifesto
Rebuild Hadrian's wall and legalise Haggis hunting.
written by Skoob1999, 13 April 2010
UK Headed For Hung Parliament
Rope makers report bulging order books.
written by Skoob1999, 13 April 2010
We're All In This Together
Translates from politicalspeak to - You're on your own mate!
written by Skoob1999, 13 April 2010
Josef Fritzl drafted in as Labour's new spin doctor
It was confirmed today via an unknown yet extremely reliable source that Austrian man Josef Fritzl is to be drafted in as Gordon Browns chief spin doctor today.
written by Theo Di Caprio, 13 April 2010
"Sometimes"
I wonder what planet Obama is broadcasting from - doesnt he realize that the USA is being nuked everyday with such high unemployment? American families reduced to bare bones and tears.
written by Tcoah, 13 April 2010
"I Wandered Lonely as a Cloud" (Wordsworth)
So what is a word worth?
written by Tcoah, 13 April 2010
Breaking News!
Obama Destroys America AGAIN by giving tax breaks and education assistance to people who are not in the top 1%. When will the madness end?
written by Cal Jennings, 13 April 2010
Pigs Round up Pigs
More than 110 pigs escaped on the M4 motorway yesterday. However, when police rounded them up there were more than 120 of them!
written by IN SEINE, 13 April 2010
Sport amalgamation
A cross between football and cricket has been unveiled today, taking the best of both games, with stumps replaced by goals. This new sport will be called fooket.
written by IainB, 13 April 2010
Single Japanese Women Flocking To America
A noted Podiatrist's discovery of a direct correlation between foot size and penis size, has thousands of single Japanese women flocking to America in search of Bigfoot.
written by Stump Parrish, 13 April 2010
Tigers keeping his balls clean
Tiger Woods has promised to keep his balls clean as well as his putter. His balls and putter will be checked daily for any sign of foreign matter, or even, American matter for that matter.
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