Entertainment for cats
After reading government advice on how to entertain your cat, a man from Braintree, Essex is taking 'tiddles' to see the latest Bond movie. He is taking him to a theme Park next week.
written by IN SEINE, 04 November 2008
Grow your own Diesel
A tree-living fungus Gliocladium roseum that manufactures diesel fuel has been discovered in Amazonia. With the fuel costing up to £20 a litre it could become a new source of green energy. Que?
written by Rusty, 04 November 2008
Burst mouse anyone?
Japanese scientists achieved a great leap forward in cloning technology after cloning mice whose bodies had been frozen for 16 years, claiming overall success despite the frozen cells bursting.
written by Rusty, 04 November 2008
Explosion Rocks Two States
Police in Kansas City, Missouri say that no one was killed or even seriously injured in the huge explosion at a Plastic Peanut Factory there that shook parts of two states.
written by Bureau, 04 November 2008
Flipped
In yet another poll of undecided voters who were lined up to vote, several were asked by the media if they were going to flip a quarter once inside the booth. All 12 stated "either that or a nickel."
written by Bureau, 04 November 2008
Joe The Plumber To Write Book
Joe the Plumber says he will now write a book about his experiences during the 2008 presidential campaign as soon as he's consulted his friend, Joe the Ghost Writer.
written by Bureau, 04 November 2008
Still Undecided
In a poll during Tuesday's election a full 90 percent of those who were still trying to make up their minds said that they were still awaiting instructions from their neighbor's dog.
written by Bureau, 04 November 2008
McCain's Sesame Seed Buns Outfit
John 'Big Mac' McCain has recieved a nice offer from the McDonald's Corporation. Starting November 5, they want him to start a promotional tour across the country dressed as a 'Big Mac.'
written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 November 2008
Bin Laden - Why he hates the West!
Osama hates the West because of the 'Infadel' Mars Foods Group. He wants its owners to 'Die a thousand deaths' because they changed the name of his favourite choccie bar from 'Marathon' to 'Snkickers'
written by The Big C O Jones, 04 November 2008
