Castro Cast Row
Fidel Castro, barely alive president of Cuba, has been spotted with his groin in a plaster cast. It is thought that Castro is now a castrato.
written by MonkeyInTheBath, 26 November 2008
EU Votes out Kilroy- Silk
In 'I'm a celebrity Get Me Out Of here!, Robert Kilroy-Silk was the first to be voted out - it appears many of the votes came from the fellow MEPs in Brussels.
written by IN SEINE, 26 November 2008
QE2 Cocktail Ban
When the QE2 is finally converted into a luxury floating hotel in Dubai, one cocktail they will definitely NOT be selling is: 'Sex on the Beach' of course.
written by IN SEINE, 26 November 2008
New Trek Movie
The new Star Trek movie is aimed at younger audiences and will feature much less wrinkled foreheads on aliens plus a young Spock still wet behind the pointed ears.
written by Bureau, 26 November 2008
Big Biden Blowout
Vice President-elect Joe Biden celebrated his 66th birthday this past week by blowing out 66 candles and three hair-plugs.
written by Bureau, 26 November 2008
Bush/Cheney Duet
President Bush has wrapped up his final global summit with VP Dick Cheney doing a duet of, "What A Wonderful World This Would Be".
written by Bureau, 26 November 2008
Barack's Godmother
Barack Obama's Godmother may also be moving into the White House, although she'll have to fly daily to Chicago to do her top-rated shows.
written by Bureau, 26 November 2008
On NASA's Shit List
Astronauts have been ordered to stay busy collecting recycled urine samples. This group has apparently been on NASA's shit list ever since they lost that box of tools.
written by Bureau, 26 November 2008
Vatican Solar Plans
The Vatican has unveiled an ambitious solar energy plan that will have most new homes built facing the sun, as it revolves around the earth.
written by Bureau, 26 November 2008
Junky
Steve Padgett, a North Carolina postman, was arrested after admitting he had failed to deliver junk mail on his route for years. Instead, he sold the stuff to a junk dealer in Asheville.
written by Bureau, 26 November 2008
Well, Excuuuse Me
In a complete reversal of roles, the White House Thanksgiving turkey has officially pardoned the President of the United States.
written by Bureau, 26 November 2008
Big Three Gestures
The Big Three executives of the auto industry say they will carpool, as a gesture, to next year's hearing for a bailout. Plus, if once again refused, will carpool home in a hearse as a gesture.
written by Bureau, 26 November 2008
Audi's New Car
Audi announced the reasoning behind the name of their new car, the TT, apparently, they were not allowed to put the WA in the middle.
written by IainB, 26 November 2008
Ann Coulter Slated to Play 'Skeletor' in Ang Lee 'He-Man' Movie
Vitrol-spewing, hate-monger Ann Coulter has been personally offered the role the of villian Skeletor by Ang Lee in his big screen adaptation of the popular 80s cartoon series The Adventures of He-Man.
written by Madame Bitters, 26 November 2008
