Prince refuses some benefits
Having reached 60 years-old, Prince Charles will not be claiming his free bus pass, although he might find the Winter Fuel Payments handy. "One gets jolly cold at night." he said today.
written by IN SEINE, 17 November 2008
Dali Llama found
Salvador Dali's missing robotic llama has been found and appears to look just like a Tibetan religious leader.
written by MonkeyInTheBath, 17 November 2008
The Neiman Marcus Clearance Bin
Newt Gingrich says that Sarah Palin will not be the future of the GOP. He added, "The future of the GOP will be Cindy McCain. She's worth $100 million...the GOP won't have to buy her any clothes."
written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 November 2008
Pudsey is a fraud
After the weekend's Children in Need spectacular, Pudsey Bear, the symbol of the charity was photographed removing the trademark bandanna. Disability chiefs are set to review his disability allowance.
written by IainB, 17 November 2008
Gil Favor, Roddy Yates, & Wishbone
Farmers in Washington are angry about a proposed 30,000 cattle feedlot. One of the farmers remarked, "Heck, if that gigantic herd stampedes the cattle will destroy everything between here and Iowa."
written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 November 2008
The Newest Beach in Town
Iraq will spend $3 billion to build a Baghdad subway. Bill Gates wants to buy all of the sand that they remove. He said he wants to put in a beach in Topeka, Kansas.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 November 2008
Japan Rejects US Bottled H2O
Japan has recalled bottled water imported from the United States. A spokesman for the Otsuka Beverage Company stated, "For some reason this particular bottled water was just not wet enough."
written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 November 2008
Bill Clinton - Secretary of Internal Affairs?
President-elect Barack Obama is considering naming President Bill Clinton as the Secretary of Internal Affairs. Obama remarked, "Hey, let's face it, the man is the Warren Beatty of politics."
written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 November 2008
French Pilots Strike
The French Pilots Association (PFA) have been striking this week. All flights in and out of France are severely delayed. Thus far, nobody has noticed.
written by IainB, 17 November 2008
MEPs object to Kilroy-Silks jungle appearance
European MPs are objecting to Robert Kilroy-Silk's appearance in 'I'm a Celebrity, Get me Out of Here.' "There are enough poisonous reptiles in the jungle already. Why have one more?" they said.
written by IN SEINE, 17 November 2008
Underwater Movement
The BBC have taken a 'motion' picture of a Whale Shark having a dump with a new device called the crap cam. Apparantly other sharks can smell it over 200 miles away.
written by IN SEINE, 17 November 2008
Obamas' not so secret bomb shell!
Obama to offer free citizenship to all West Aficans.Stated Obama," 90% of all slaves taken to the U.S. were from West Africa. It is pay back time. They will be brought here as honorary US Citizens".
written by Leslie Mintz , 17 November 2008
2,000 Mormon Gays come out of the church closet!
Church Official's are tight lipped about 2,000 Gays flying to Ca. to march in San Diego protest parade against prop.8. Says Officials and Romney, "Utah has no Gays"!
written by Leslie Mintz , 17 November 2008
Acid Found On Pluto
Acid was discovered on Pluto today. Mickey Mouse is helping the drug squad with their enquiries.
written by Fuctifino, 17 November 2008
