Putin Channels Krushchev's Ghost
It has been revealed that Vladimir Putin, in a secretly organised seance, made contact with dead Socialist leader Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev. 'Channeling' the Soviet Socialist's spirit, Putin is now making a bid to restore Kremlin supremacy in Russia.
written by Tragic Rabbit, 24 February 2008
Former president Richard Nixon rose from the dead today to challenge McCain: "Even I could beat Obama!"
Former U.S. President Richard Nixon rose from the dead today in bid to challenge likely Republican presidential nominee John McCain, claiming, "Even I could beat Obama!"
written by Tragic Rabbit, 24 February 2008
Cuba names new president: Raul Castro's mechanic's flatmate
Cuba's National Assembly today named Jose Jimenez, Fidel Castro's younger brother's mechanic's flatmate, as the country's new president.
written by Tragic Rabbit, 24 February 2008
Met Office pay talks collapse
Meteorologists have forecast lightning strikes as pay talk agreements fail.
written by samspud, 24 February 2008
