Reconstructed Humpty Dumpty Succumbs To Another Fall
The broken egg guy, Humpty Dumpty, recently repaired, has fallen again from a low wall in his fancy New York City co-op! He's been worrying about his chicken-farm investments if Hillary, Obama, or McCain becomes President. He blared, "These rejects aren't all that they're cracked up to be!"
written by Natowsky, 18 February 2008
Out for Count?
A violent fight broke out on Sesame Street on Saturday night. 'Bert & Ernie' drew blood and the resident 'Count' disappeared with them. 'Big Bird' kept the show going, while a search was arranged. They have now been found and are held in custardy before appearing before 'Judge Judy' on Friday.
written by IN SEINE, 18 February 2008
Scouser's Ticket on Thatcher Express
A new bus service is being planned through Liverpool to help people who blame former British prime minister Margaret Thatcher for life's woes to 'get out and about a bit more.'
written by parveen liddy, 18 February 2008