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Funny story: Wuhan Spelled Backwards = Nahuw (No Way, José) Coronavirus Didn’t Start Here

Wuhan Spelled Backwards = Nahuw (No Way, José) Coronavirus Didn’t Start Here

BILLINGSGATE POST: In The Looking Glass War, a spy novel by John le Carré, everything appears backwards. And that’s the way it’s supposed to be. Historically, there were many generals who would consult with their semordnilapicist before undertaking a...

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Funny story: Roger Stone’s Yorkie Just Got Hosed

Roger Stone’s Yorkie Just Got Hosed

BILLINGSGATE POST: The noose just got tighter for Roger Stone. Judge Amy Jackson Berman denied him a retrial. The only man in the World with a tattoo of Richard Nixon on his back is going to have to wait for President Trump to pardon him. Judge B...

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Funny story: Who Framed Roger Stone’s Yorkie?

Who Framed Roger Stone’s Yorkie?

BILLINGSGATE POST: On January 15, 2019, the only man in the world with a tattoo of Richard Nixon on his back, was apprehended by an FBI Swat Team in the early morning hours at his home in Florida. Newly-revealed TOP SECRET documents decoded by BI...

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Funny story: FBI Storm Troopers Terrorized By Roger Stone’s Yorkies: Suffering From PTSD

FBI Storm Troopers Terrorized By Roger Stone’s Yorkies: Suffering From PTSD

BILLINGSGATE POST: As the owner of two Yorkies, Roger Stone knows how scary it must have been for the FBI Storm Troopers who were terrorized by his little babies when they came to arrest him at dawn at his home in Fort Lauderdale. As the master o...

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Funny story: OMG! A Nine Year-Old Kid Got There Before US Declassified NASA Papers Reveal

OMG! A Nine Year-Old Kid Got There Before US Declassified NASA Papers Reveal

Washington DC - (Lunatics): A nine-year-old girl from London was the first human on the moon according to declassified US state secrets behind the Apollo 11 hoax. It sent President Richard Nixon apocalyptic with rage as the landing news reached t...

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Funny story: Spicer Approves Stop And Frisk At White House To Catch Leakers

Spicer Approves Stop And Frisk At White House To Catch Leakers

Recalling the paranoia of Richard Nixon, White House staff are now subject to so called stop and frisk searches to make sure they are not smuggling out documents or carrying spy devices. The new policy has caused the firing of one long time staffe...

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Funny story: Trump Has Brain Transplant

Trump Has Brain Transplant

Dr. Ronald Speltzer, who is a world famous brain surgeon, said today that President-Elect Donald Trump has received a brain transplant. The surgery lasted 15 hours and twenty minutes. It was performed at the Mar-A-Lago Trump resort. The new brai...

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Funny story: What's Behind Lincoln's Face on Mount Rushmore?

What's Behind Lincoln's Face on Mount Rushmore?

The 16th president of the U.S. may be known as "Honest Abe," but he's been hiding a secret room behind his face on Mount Rushmore. The room is not accessible to the public, but through the use of long-distance, super duper X-ray technology, an int...

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Funny story: Ghost of President Nixon draws the line at being associated with deflated balls

Ghost of President Nixon draws the line at being associated with deflated balls

"It's lazy journalism", the deceased President, Richard Nixon stated, pertaining to the use of "gate" as a suffix to insinuate a conspiracy. "Seriously, do you vultures have any creativity left?" he addressed toward the gathered press. The fo...

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Funny story: Strange Crop Circle of Richard M. Nixon Found on White House Lawn

Strange Crop Circle of Richard M. Nixon Found on White House Lawn

A large crop circle miraculously appeared on the front lawn of the White House overnight Wednesday, Nov. 5, leaving the Washington 'good and great' shaking their heads in disbelief. "I swear, it's a stunning caricature of the head of Richard M. Ni...

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Funny story: Roman Abramovich is exiled Hollywood director Roman Polanski's son

Roman Abramovich is exiled Hollywood director Roman Polanski's son

Aspen, Colorado - Workmen refurbishing Russian mobster Roman Abramovich's Dun-Frackin ski lodge in Wildcat Ridge, Aspen, have recovered hundreds of intact historical documents in a dumpster containing a ton of his shredded personal papers. Among t...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth's Nixon Centenary seance bombs

Queen Elizabeth's Nixon Centenary seance bombs

Sandringham, Norfolk - Some Tricky Dicky-shaped hexoplasm has blown the knickers off Queen Elizabeth during an eve-of-centenary seance at Sandringham's Aleister Crowley Memorial Wing. The Nixon apparition materialized following a ouija board messa...

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Funny story: Cold War archives show Dallas star Linda Gray 'is John F Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe's daughter'

Cold War archives show Dallas star Linda Gray 'is John F Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe's daughter'

Yorba Linda, CA - "No wonder they shot JFK, RFK and dastardly JR," a former curator at the Richard Nixon Presidential Library and Museum commented as news of the DNA test findings finally broke. Buried under mountains of conspiracy theory dossiers...

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Funny story: Nixon phones White House from the Beyond

Nixon phones White House from the Beyond

Information Technology experts from both the CIA and FBI are studying a tape recording of what is believed to be a telephone call from the beyond made by the late President Richard Nixon. Our reporter who listened to the tape before a White Hous...

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Funny story: Dog With Two Assholes Puzzles Mueller and Comey

Dog With Two Assholes Puzzles Mueller and Comey

BILLINGSGATE POST: Former FBI Director James Comey, worried about his reputation for lying hurting his book sales, was seen at a Washington watering spot talking to his old friend Robert Mueller, to see if he had any ideas that might help him win...

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Funny story: Floodgates may open in USA as possible release of Nixon's Testimony is announced

Floodgates may open in USA as possible release of Nixon's Testimony is announced

A Federal Judge in Washington has ordered the release, 40 years after the fact, of hundreds of pages of President Nixon's testimony from 1975. On hearing of the possibility of the release of this testimony, many people went into hiding others made...

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Funny story: Moon-landing hoax cover-up continues via 'Tricky Dick' Docs

Moon-landing hoax cover-up continues via 'Tricky Dick' Docs

In recent weeks documents have surfaced proving the existence of Operation Moon-Dog Hoax, perpetrated by the United States Government to fool the world into believing a man was actually sent to the moon, bailout plan should it have been decided to ab...

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