PALO ALTO, CA - Real-life, a new venture by God-Allah-Yahweh Corp., Google, Microsoft, Apple Belkin, Facebook and other companies, will hit shelves today.
"Real-life," said Gary Wright, the rep., "is new. The latest in 3D. Not only is everything in glorious 3D with over a hundred trillion colours, but it comes with full 360.1 surround sound. In fact, it requires no software or hardware at all, and even has interactive features!"
At a demo in London, punters were able to see a 'date' and a 'job', just two of the many features included in the Real-Life pack.
"I bought my copy just now!" said one. "Right now, I'm talking to a journalist. I never knew this feature occured! It really has limitless potential."
As of press time, this reporter bought a pack, and is now utilising the 'type' and 'thinking' features.
