Written by SpaceElevator

Thursday, 28 October 2010

image for 3D-glasses shortage felt as 'Saw 3D' hits movie theatres
Wot you lookin' at Jigsaw Jimmy?!

Unfortunately for millions of theatre-goers this Halloween weekend, they will not be able to properly watch the debut of 'Saw 3D' due to a large backorder in the global supply of 3D-glasses.

"It could not come at a worse time," said avid 3D fan Angus MacLeod (pictured here). "It makes me fair narkit."

"I was truly looking forward to the part where the two women - Ginni and Anita - are trapped. While their mutual interest, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, dangles above them, they are forced to make a decision between his survival or their own. Spoiler alert: let's just say the guy wearing the robe doesn't stand a chance!"

Fearing threats of legal action the film's distributors, Lionsgate and Maple Pictures, may be forced to give unsatisfied viewers their money back.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Movies, 3D, Saw III




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