After the recently announced launch of the 2DS, Nintendo of America plans to release a version with a one-dimensional screen. These plans were leaked by George Simms, a janitor in the main offices. "Gamers are finding beauty in simplicity now." i...
Television retailers from all over Britain have been reporting heavy customer demand today for this year's new Christmas 'must have' accessory - 3D TV screen protectors. 'We had 2000 of them in stock when we closed the shop on Saturday evening and...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock had quite a surprise in store for staff at his local branch of Currys/PC World, when he turned up completely unannounced, along with long suffering wife, Anne, a flask of coffee, a four pack of Belgian lager, and a tuppe...
The world of 3D is branching out from movies and television into our everyday lives. Apple have just released the i-Glass - a pair of regular looking spectacles, which allow the wearer to experience real life in 3 dimensions. Users will now feel...
Andy Murray's failure to win this year's Wimbledon final will be shown live in 3D. The men's and women's finals will for the first time ever be available to consumers with BBC 3D and HD channels . Murray said : "Its very exciting to think th...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was treated to his first 3D cinematic experience last night, when he attended a local theatre to see Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz in Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Initial reports indicate that Shuttlec...
The International Simultaneous Solar Observatory Synchronised Satellite System (ISSOSSS) has finally attained its orbit around the sun on the opposite side of Earth's orbit to Earth itself, allowing scientists their first view of the entire sun simul...
After a series of accidents while watching Dancing on Ice in 3D viewers are being warned to sit back from the TV. "Some of the pirouttes and leg raises can be quite dangerous," said show producer Demi Glissade. "Viewers sat too close could be whip...
With 3D television already last year's news, electronics manufacturers have been hot to answer consumer demand for even higher tech in the home entertainment market. Enter four dimensional television or 4D, at this year's Consumer and Electronics Sh...
PALO ALTO, CA - Real-life, a new venture by God-Allah-Yahweh Corp., Google, Microsoft, Apple Belkin, Facebook and other companies, will hit shelves today. "Real-life," said Gary Wright, the rep., "is new. The latest in 3D. Not only is everything i...
It is no secret that George Lucas, creator of legendary sci-fi tour de force 'Star Wars', is currently at work on a 3D updated version of his saga. But what wasn't known was the subtle changes he is making, to bring the saga bang up to date. We ha...
BBC bosses remained tight lipped today over rumours that yummy 'chef' the luscious Nigella Lawson is to be approached to shoot a show which will depict her topless, frying bacon in sizzling hot fat - in 3D It is thought that the BBC powers that be...
Unfortunately for millions of theatre-goers this Halloween weekend, they will not be able to properly watch the debut of 'Saw 3D' due to a large backorder in the global supply of 3D-glasses. "It could not come at a worse time," said avid 3D fan An...
Film director Robert Zemeckis fired at hated rival James Cameron today, proclaiming that he is already in the process of remaking the 1968 classic 'Yellow Submarine'. Scheduled for release in 2012, the 3D update to the original animated version th...
Director James Cameron expects to complete his latest project sometime within the next ten years. "I wrote the story based on technology that doesn't even exist yet," said Cameron from a yurt located on the outskirts of Independence, Kansas. The...
If you like watching people having their genitals hit by conkers you will love this new 3D movie. With the regular crew of Johnny and his pals getting up to their bizarre stunts expect pain, blood and snot all in abundance only now it's really in...
On April 1st of this year, Google decided to screw with the minds of those who had glaucoma --or some other reason to legally be using medical marijuana-- by introducing a 3-D mode for Street View in Google Maps. Most Google users believed that t...
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