Global megalomaniac Rupert Murdoch has unveiled a brand new age of television. First we had HD TV, then there was 3D TV and now Sky have brought us ADHD TV.
ADHD TV has already been met with strong criticism by techno-geeks who are still getting over 3D TV. They claim ADHD TV is far too erratic for them, often changing channels without warning. They also claim it blurts out inappropriate language in the middle of programmes often telling the viewer to "fuck off".
Viewers have also expressed concern at the hyperactive nature of the television, which often runs around the living room or lounge relentlessly without stopping for hours. This has caused particular stress and concern for techno-geeks with reports that some had soiled themselves while others had tried to hump it.
In response to these criticisms and the bad publicity that could be caused by ADHD TV, Murdoch replied "I actually don't care. I am the media bitch. If you report this to them, I will fuck you up." Before running around his office, breaking stuff and swearing relentlessly.
