Margaret Thatcher, one of the longest serving prime ministers in British history is set for a shock return to politics.
Doctors in America had been tasked with creating a cybernetic exo-skeleton for Ronald Reagan, but the dotty President died before the final product was perfected. However, in Reagan's last will and testament, he left the on going research to Thatcher as a parting gift.
The cybernetic exo-skeleton is grafted onto a human body and takes over all of the body's failing functions, as well as bestowing superhuman strength, speed and stamina on the wearer.
"It's like something from a Superman comic," said head researcher Kyle Connor. "Reagan would have been formidable, had he lived to see us complete this project. Maggie though...she's going to be unstoppable."
Complete with her still razor sharp mind, Thatcher will be donning the suit on Monday, and taking over the Conservative Party again on Tuesday, when she is expected to call a general election.
Norman Tebbit, a close friend, is excited by the prospect of seeing Margaret Thatcher rise to take leadership of the country again.
"Maggie is still the greatest leader this country has ever had," said Tebbit. "She was very disappointed when Cheesy Blair took her mantle as the longest serving prime minister. This will allow her to reclaim that title, and get rid of this pansy coalition with the Lily Livered Liberals."
Tebbit was also sure that Margaret Thatcher would win the general election. "Look at it this way," he said. "Having her whirr and clank into a negotiation room with other world leaders is going to scare the bejeezers out of them. She can get what she wants. This will be a return to the British Empire! All Hail Thatcher!"
Leaked plans from Labour HQ have revealed that Neil Kinnock is close to perfecting his own exo-skeleton using tin-cans and elastic. He is the world's only saviour.
