Bushcrickets surpass Negro men as the species with the biggest "balls"!

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Wednesday, 10 November 2010

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Not quite a big-balled bushcricket, but he's got plenty of "cojones" too!

A species of Bushcricket has caused "alarm-balls" to ring amongst boasting negro men; it's been discovered that the "balls" of the bushcrickets are many more times larger than a negroes in comparison.

Black men boast about the size of their "pieces" and many of the myths surrounding have now been put to rest.

Bushcrickets win hands down and a black man's pair of "balls" in comparison are tiny.

This fact also raises the question; If black men's "balls" are tiny in comparison, what the hell should white Caucasians and Asians say!

There is a slight difference between Black, White and Asian's though, Negro's tend to let everybody know how well built they are , the rest don't bother, apart from those porno studs (I'm jealous)!

As for the Bushcrickets, their female partners are quite satisified with their sex lives, hence the fact that they multiply like locusts and don't let their African human counterparts get any sleep at night, because they're too busy emptying their balls and slapping their thighs, Howzat!

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