Many animal species face extinction, Spoofers are not!

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Wednesday, 27 October 2010


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Darwin had the theory, the Spoof has all the answers!

The world is facing a tragedy as many species of animals, reptiles and insects face extinction.

There is one peculiar species that is reversing the trend and evolution has failed to put the "Sword of Damocles" over their heads, The Spoofers!

In fact this rare species is multiplying by the second and failing a comet collision or the return of the T Rex, it seems that this very strange breed will continue to thrive.

The writer of this pinnacle Spoof and expert anthropologist, Professor Jaggedone WAN-KIN-DIK, decided to send his cockroach infiltration army (CIA) into Spoof headquarters to find out the secrets of this incestuous bunch of lunatics and madmen (muy loco).

Top CIA reporter, Daddy Pterodactyl Smithers-Jones, six-legged it into to the editors office, sat on the authors desk, Mark his name, and asked the following questions:

"Mark, why is it when other species are becoming extinct that the Spoof fraternity is thriving?"

Answer: "Because I pay them well" (cough, cough)

"Mark, is it true that when one of the Spoofers pass away you pay for his or her funeral?"

Answer: "Bollocks, our Spoofers never pass away, they just change their alias's, while I spread their ashes? They are immortal." (cough, cough)

"Mark, what is the secret of Spoof immortality?"

Answer: "booze, booze, (ask Skoob), sex, sex, (ask Colonel Juan) drugs, drugs, (ask JO under his bridge in Amsterdam), rock & roll (ask Frankie J he's the oldest swinger in town) ciggies, ciggies, (ask Morse he's on a chaingang-banger)!"

CIA special reporter and nearly extinct, Daddy Pterodactyl bla-bla, immediately informed the National Geographic Society about these historical revelations and maybe the Spoof can play a key role in saving these endangered species, in other words:

Immortality = Pump em up with plenty of booze, sex (sorry I dont qualify, I'm married), Drugs, rock and roll and ciggies, that'll save them!

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