Wii Tennis Elbow. Sonic Shoulders. Poor Social skills.
These are just some of the problems being currently linked to gamers of the Nintendo Wii, following a scientific study published by the University of Hull.
Sufferers are said to be suffering having spent weeks playing the interactive games. Many doctors were called, and made the following assessment.
"People are more likely to get hurt playing Wii sports then in real life. In Wii Sports, you could get crushed by the TV. Or electrocuted. Therefore we recommend you all man up and get an Xbox!"
As one doctor was chased out of his town, he easily outran the angry mob who could not compete in real life.
More on this as soon as it's safe to show up in Hull again.