High Street Stores to Create Designer Babies

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Monday, 21 July 2003

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It has been revealed that high street stores will be able to create designer babies. High street stores, Marks and Spencer, Debenhams and GAP will be offering customers the chance to have a baby while you shop.

Each store will have a booth, similar to the photo booths, you simply walk in, select the sex, eye colour, adjust the seat, hair colour, nose shape, even it's taste in clothes, press a button and wait. Then the baby is dispenced within minutes.

A Health minister was quick to welcome this new leap in medical science, he said: "Don't you just love science, just yesterday I said to my wife, wouldn't it have been wonderful if we could have had our children specially designed, what an experience, it's like choosing the optional extras in a new Jaguar. Sport suspension, automatic gear box. Marvellous."

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