Stephen Hawking has been stirring it up quite a bit just lately with his denouncing god, preferring Subway to Quiznos, Coke to Pepsi and kicking the living shit out of Alex Reid by running him over with his electric powered charabang in a cage fight.
He was also overheard having a pop at internet conmen from Nigeria and the like, while on his way home from Jordan's book signing the other day.
"As you know I am a fan of the internet and computers" said the wheelchair bound star of The Simpsons "but it really roasts my flipping onions when you get these emails from people claiming that you can get something for nothing"
I spent the best part of Wednesday afternoon filling out a sodding survey that I found on a link from a friend in Facebook, only to discover that it was a scam. I want a fecking i-Pad" professed the mad professor "that old adage is true 'beware of geeks bearing gifts'
