Britains most famous and sad scientist Stephen Hawking has made an immense claim in the Times that God actually spoke to him.
God asked Stephen to tell the world that he had nothing to do with creating the world, at the time he was busy getting a divorce from one of his numerous wives so he didn't have the time.
"He was also busy fighting the Devil" Stephen claimed, "because Satan loved creeping up on God's wives (they're called angels) and raping them from behind, Dirty Devil!"
Stephen actually believes in the big bang version and claims it makes scientific sense and regarding that apple eating twat, Isaac Newton, who actually claimed that God did create the world, Stephen had the following to say:
"Isaac Newton was excellent at counting apples dropping but never did he experience Adam & Eve actually eating them, God confirmed this fact to me and offered all of his worshippers an apology for leading them up the inevitable Garden Path of Eden for all of these years!"
We have just heard that the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem has been turned into an extension of the wall dividing Jews and the Palestinians, it's original use, wailing Jews wailing to God has no purpose anymore!